Written by matwil

Thursday, 30 October 2008

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A new Day Day will start this year, to raise awareness among the public about days that commemorate events and charities.

Announcing the new Day Day, celebrity Esthern O'Body said: 'This will remind people of how important it is to have special annual days for various causes, days such as Athlete's Foot Day, Robin Day Day, and Hamster Dandruff Day, days that have helped so many causes.

"The Day Day will remind the public of how important it is for them to support people like me - I mean to support wonderful charities, and to make sure that hard-working, deserving people with huge teeth get a decent amount of publicity. Oh, along with the cause, of course.'

Recent days have included Television Licence Dodgers Day, Haemophiliac Vampire Bats Day, and Embarrassing Dumb American Presidents Day, though that of course has existed since 1946. But the new Day Day will allow people to remember about the less fortunate in this world, such as Esther Rantzen.

All donations should be sent to Mugs'R'Us Bank. This article has been censored, as it doesn't mention parts of the body or Russell Brand.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Holiday, Day

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