Fans of stupid theories are once again celebrating as the cult of 'evolution' spews up its latest discoveries, which as always defy actual science. 'Scientists', their description not mine, from Scotland are pleased to announce the discovery in Sc...
Washington, DC - In an unprecedented move, Republicans and Democrats have rallied behind the introduction of the Commemorative Humbug Fish Currency Program. Just in time for the holidays, Americans will be able to use the Humbug Dascyllus in lieu of...
Washington, DC - The United States has begun talks of eliminating the dollar bill and replacing it with fish in the case that the dollar coin, of which there are millions sitting in vaults, will not take off because no one wants to be bothered with c...
In Texas back in May, as thousands of teachers prepared to be layed off due to budget cuts Sen. Bob Deuell said he's never noodled, but that the bill needed to be passed for the "noodlers of Texas." What is noodling? It is simply one of the more b...
This is a fish story. Not a "fishy" story, but a story about fish. Hurricane Irene wreaked havoc for many a few weeks ago, but it created a unique experience for a group of fish in an upscale community in Westchester, New York, when huge waves from The Sound topped beach barricades and overflowed into the swimming pool of an exclusive yacht club. A number of fish from the sea rode the wave...
There's something fishy going on in the south coast resort town of Worthing. It can be scented, as it wafts on warm summer breezes. It smells like fish, but it isn't fish - it's the odour of enthusiastic, verging on manic - sexual activity. And...
Word on the streets is that wantaway diamond geezer Jimmy Bullard is looking to trade in the wet fish of Hull for a diet of caviar with glamour club QPR. Jimmy Bullard was last seen casting his line in London after calling Hull "a minging dump."...
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Japanese marine experts who have been studying the effects to Japan's marine life following the nuclear disaster at Fukushima earlier this year, have found that one fish that swims in it's coastal waters, the 'hokkidokki' loco flumo, or 'dancing fish...
Authorities in Guangdong, China, today admitted that they have been unable to identify the 65 foot sea monster that washed up on a beach there a couple of days ago, but they have confirmed that it stinks to high heaven. The creature, which vaguely...
Denmark's banning of Marmite, the UK's favourite savoury spread, has provoked a massive response from British authorities. All books written by Hans Christian Anderson, including The Ugly Duckling, are to be thrown on bonfires built outside librar...
Tokyo - Akido, a giant orange koi fish, is set to be given an award after he perished in the Japanese tsunami. His owner, Kiko Tatsuyama, said she knew Akido was trying to warn her of an impending disaster when he actually came into the house, w...
Twenty-five people in the sleepy suburb of Birmingham, a small town near Hinckley, were left bemoaning the loss of their feet after visiting a fish pedicure boutique in the town centre. Dozens more had lost toes, and one had an unintentional gender r...
The science world is reeling from the shock announcement that Pupfish, are evolving into Pupfish! "Most of the species look the same and they act the same, eating detritus and algae off rocks," UC Davis researcher Chip Martin said. However, Mar...
Toy-Sun Enterprises of Tokyo has started shipping their new product, Glow In The Dark Sushi, to distributors all around the world for comsumption in Japanese restaurants and sushi bars. The product is expected to be a hit with many diners who are loo...
Evolutionists are today celebrating, after the discovery of a brand new species of aquatic life. The discovery was made by a local fisherman off the coast of Japan, right next to the tragic Fukushima Nuclear Plant. He told reporters "I knew as s...
A goldfish named Harold has set in train a controversy, by telling its owner, Mimsie Flopdangler, aged seven, of Trubshaw Crescent, Yarmouth, that people should leave fish, particularly goldfish, alone, and eat Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall. Mimsie...
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