Belfast - (AssoCIAted Mess): Loyalist paranormal nutter Michael Stone has told a Belfast Crown Court today that his attempt to storm Stormont and blow it to smithereens was a spoof - "a act of performance art along traditional Northern Irish spoofing...
Praia da Illuzion, Algarve - (Ass Mess): The 10,000 word 'explosive revelations' memoir of a former Portuguese cop investigating Maddie McCann's disappearance is set to bomb.
Desperate republican hopeful senator John McCain has come forward with a 'Dodgy looking' dossier of what he claimed were CIA documents showing that "Iran could wield weapons of mass destruction in only 22.5 minutes that's half the ti...
An unexploded World War II bomb has been discovered on a battered old bus in East Yorkshire on the route between Hull and Leeds.
On July 9, responding to internal political tensions, Iran raised one of its missiles to full elevation.
KABUL (FMLiveWire) - Afghan officials said American fighter aircraft slaughtered more than 27 Afghans walking to a wedding ceremony in eastern Afghanistan early Sunday, the second military attack in three days which caused civilian deaths.
London - (Cash-for-Honors Mess): Residents of a wealthy North London enclave are frantic following the discovery of an unexploded nuclear device in safe deposit vaults owned by business pals of Lord Levy.
2008 Miss East Coast winner, Kirsten Hagland, broke a nail yesterday while in the airport. So, she called her friend, who asked to remain anonymous, and started yelling about how she broke her nail.
Police and terrorism officers, acting on a 'hot tip'at the Grand National at Aintree, have arrested seven suspected Al-Qaeda terrorist bomber racegoers during the feature race this afternoon, in the b...
NORTHERN IRAQ - Kurdish rebels came under attack today as waves of Turkish fighter-bombers dropped canisters carrying up to 500 turkeys each on rebel positions in the border areas.
In recent months Al-Qaeda's leaders in Iraq have had their worst fears come to pass, they are running out of people stupid enough to be suicide bombers and have had to resort to recruiting U.S. Congressmen.
Hussein Osman, the man police were looking for when they accidentally shot to pieces Jean Charles de Menezes on a London Tube train, was, himself, the victim of mistaken identity, it has been claimed...
A post-mortem examination on the body of a man suspected of being involved in the terror attack on Glasgow airport, is due to be carried out later today.
The flooding currently affecting many parts of the British Isles is the work of terrorists, a leading meteorological expert has told police.
Management at Heathrow Airport have taken on an extra one hundred baggage-handling staff to 'rifle through' a backlog of thousands of items of luggage that has accumulated as a result of the recent te...
One of the would-be terror bombers in the recent attempt to blow up Glasgow Airport had testicles made from high-grade steel, claims the taxi driver who apprehended him.
Security experts are meeting today to discuss the implementation of a new Terror Alert system. The current system, which has five levels ranging from 'Tickety-Boo' through to 'Critical' is claimed to be insufficient to meet the needs...
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