Ashley Cole was in yet another tight spot yesterday. He was literally curled up in a fetal position in the boot of his own car, sobbing and bubbling about his non-meeting with Cheryl. Cheryl is laughing all the way to the bank but a close friend...
LONDON - Chelsea football star and womanizing twit, Ashley Cole has told the local authorities that someone broke into his mansion in Godalming while he was out trying to buy something nice for his his wife Cheryl in hopes that she gives him a third,...
,According to those in the know, Ashley and Cheryl Cole's separation came as no surprise. Because Cheryl has been treating Ashley like dirt for months. A friend of the family claimed that Ashley was virtually forced into seeking sexual gratificati...
Lovely little Mark Owen of Take That and Celebrity Big Brother fame has today confessed to cheating on his wife with ten different women. In his lovely little high voice he said, "I have been a really, really bad little lovely lad, and I hope you...
West End Stringer Barry Boddington was trawling the streets of the capital's fleshpots in the early hours of this morning when he was approached by two men in their early twenties who addressed him by name and informed him that there was a furious bi...
Manchester factory worker Brian Hilton has expressed his horror at what he believes is now an inevitable sexual encounter with disgraced footballer Ashley Cole. 'It seems everyday another crop of beautiful women appear in our newspapers and televi...
Mickey Rourke, bum actor, part time wrestler and general hellraiser has admitted to bedding 14 women in one night after an over-dose of Viagra and Jasmin tea! The reason why he divulged this historic feat was the continuing publicity surrounding B...
Reports that Chelsea and England full back Ashley Cole has had a psychiatrist visit as he recuperates from his broken ankle in France do not necessarily signify that he is losing his mind. So says a written statement, allegedly penned by Chelsea c...
LONDON - Cheryl Cole left the studios of L'Oreal Cosmetics where she had just spent eight hours shooting a commercial when she was asked about her marriage. Cole managed a smile and said that it does not look good. When asked why, her smile left h...
Wobbly ankled Chelsea and England full back Ashley Cole today took the first step towards cleaning up his tarnished public image by founding the charity 'Underpant Relief.' Attending the opening of an operations centre in Shepherd's Bush, Cole ple...
Goldaming, Slurry - (Offside Mess): A fleeting five minute penalty shoot-out between the estranged couple has seen Ashley Cole claim he's been deliberately stitched up by professional marriage-wreckers. The Chelsea player has told wife Cheryl that...
Footballer Ashley Cole is reported to be in emotional turmoil following his marriage break-up. He is currently residing at a sports clinic in France where he is being treated for injuries ahead of the World Cup Finals. It is said he is struggling to...
Susan Boyle, the Scottish singing sensation, has made a desperate plea to Cheryl and Ashley Cole to try and save their marriage. Speaking at a special dinner organised by the Online SuBo Fan Club, the singer said "I just hope I'm not too late. They c...
Shamed Ashley Cole, philandering husband of nation's sweetheart Cheryl Cole, has broken his silence regarding the high profile break-up. An unofficial statement released by a tramp this morning states, "My wife's always dancing, which isn't in its...
LONDON - One has to hand it to Ashley Cole, err on second thought lets make that one has to admire the Chelsea chap for pulling out all of the stops in trying to salvage his marriage to his wife the "Pond Hopping" Cheryl Cole (Hough?). Ashley, or...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - The electropop singer who goes by the four-letter, one-character name of Ke$ha told several members of the news media that if she was Cheryl Cole and her husband Ashley had cheated on her with the half dozen or so tarts she would not...
London - (Prenup Mess): Having his mother-in-law on his back and on his case 24/7 virtually killed off all Chelsea footballer Ashley Cole's nuptial manhood. Cheryl's mother Joan moved into the matrimonial home in 2008 in what must be the Premiersh...
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