Jakarta - Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono, president of Indonesia has designated 15 elementary schools in and around downtown Jakarta to immediately stop all academic activities and begin full time in the processing the black ink and fabric required to make...
When is a copper not a copper and more like a cooper? Answer: When he works for Sussex Police and is made to wear the new drap, cheap looking uniforms which would be better off being worn by coopers. They're not even BLUE. How can we continue t...
NEW YORK CITY - Glenn Beck has just published his latest book entitled, Arguing With My Uppity Self and Losing Half The Time. It is a book that includes about 47 of Beck's most recent as-yet-unpublished or un-uttered ostentatious observations, gr...
MANHATTAN, New York - After years of mounting speculation, it is now official that GOP mouthpieces, Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck are indeed biological brothers. Vigoroso "Parmesan Pete" Petaluchi who is the owner of the Brooklyn-based I See Youse,...
LOS ANGELES - The patriarch of the singing Jackson family, Joe Jackson has stated that he will be managing the careers of Michael's three children. The elder Jackson, has been called a Svengali by several Jackson family members. LaToya said that h...
HARLEM, New York - The Reverend Al Sharpton has stated that issuing a Michael Jackson Commemorative Postage Stamp and naming a national holiday in his honor is not enough. The outspoken man of the cloth said that he will be meeting with Vice-Presi...
SAN DIEGO - American Idol contestant Adam Lambert told Anderson Cooper that now that he has signed a record deal with Simon Cowell's 19th Hole Productions his next goal is to be elected governor of California. Lambert said that The Left Coast Amal...
PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korean Leader Kim Jong Il has just announced that effective at 12:01 am Cleveland time, he will be officially entering a declaration of war against China, Russia, and Japan. Kim Jong Il told CNN's Anderson Cooper tha...
WASILLA, Alaska - Governor Sarah Palin and her husband Todd, The First Dude, have just purchased President George Bush's Texas Ranch. The 1,583 acre ranch, was originally supposed to have been bought by England's Queen Elizabeth, but apparently th...
SALT LAKE CITY - Donny Osmond has told CNN's Anderson Cooper that he has no idea where in the world the rumor came from but he emphatically denies that he is the father of "OctuMom's" eight babies. Osmond, singer, musician, ex-teen idol told Coope...
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