Santa Maria-Lance Ito, who rose to fame over 10 years ago as the judge in "The People vs. O.J. Simpson" has been selected by the Editor of ‘Variety' as the new judge in the Michael Jackson trial. The change had been rumored throughout Hollywood for...
It may seem the Michael Jackson trial is getting weirder and weirder each time he enters court. Now, both Jackson and his teenage accuser have gone to the extremes in search for witnesses. A very odd couple have decided to testify for each. Turns...
CALIFORNIA -- Just one day after being put on the market, Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch has been sold. "We were delighted to inform Mr. Jackson that we were able to sell his home is such a short period of time. Michael Jackson asked us to keep t...
SANTA MARIA, Calif. - Court TV anchor Nancy Grace savagely attacked a Michael Jackson fan outside the Santa Maria courthouse today, as jury selection for Jackson's child molestation trial began. Grace, 45, was conducting sidewalk interviews among leg...
HOLLYWOOD - Former superstar and alleged child molester Michael Jackson was rushed to the emergency room again with what doctors ultimately diagnosed as flu-like symptoms. He was immediately admitted to the hospital for observation and treatm...
WOLLONGONG, Australia - Recent scientific discoveries suggest that the Hobbit tribe, a one-metre-tall race of childlike people who lived on the Indonesian island of Flores between 13,000 and 18,000 years ago, were preyed upon and driven to extinction...
MARYLAND (AP) Public Broadcasting Service announced this week that PBS stations would start carrying a new children's show called "Bedtime with Michael Jackson". "We felt like we had to pick up the slack in our children's p...
Celebrities Michael Jackson and Robert Blake have formed a cartel to control the flow of media coverage of celebrity trials. The Organization of Prosecuted Entertainment Celebrities (OPEC) will set quotas on the level of media exposure permitted for...
SANTA MARIA, Calif. -- The twelve people who will decide whether Michael Jackson did indeed ply a thirteen-year-old former cancer patient with Mogen David 20/20 and erotic-shaped gummy bears is a jury of Michael's peers in one significant way: none o...
SANTA MARIA, Calif. - Shortly after dangling a white-and-red teddy bear from his fourth floor hospital room window, Michael Jackson reappeared at the window in a surgical gown and mask, holding a sign that read, "I love more." Then he was gone, a mer...
SANTA MARIA, Calif. - Michael Jackson's recuperation in the children's ward of a California hospital should be sweetened by the news that Godiva Chocolatier is introducing a candy bar inspired by the King of Pop. Called Candy, Little Boy? the...
SANTA MARIA. Calif. (AP) - Pop superstar Michael Jackson has been rushed to hospital with flu, delaying the jury selection process in his trial on child molestation charges.
SANTA MARIA, Calif. - The jury selection process at Michael Jackson's child-molestation trial is in more trouble than Michael's career. "We've given up on finding twelve people who have never heard or read anything about this case," said Jackson atto...
LOS ANGELES - Corey Feldman is the latest burned out, former child star to hitch a ride on the Gravy Train, apparently one of the favorite amusements at Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch. Feldman told 20/20's Martin Bashir in an exclusive interview r...
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) The large crowd of people gathered in front of San Francisco General Hospital hoping to get in to visit Paris Hilton swelled to thousands more as word got out that entertainer Michael Jackson was up on the third floor visiting his...
JACKSONVILLE, FL --- Superbowl Security failed to react quickly enough as former superstar and accused pedophile Michael Jackson raced across Alltel Stadium's football field to the fifty yard line. Then, in full view of the nearly 80,000 terrified st...
WASHINGTON, DC --- Officials at the American Nazi Party's national headquarters today announced they rejected former pop star and accused pedophile Michael Jackson's membership application not because of his race, but on grounds of "moral turpitude".
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