According to several newspapers out this morning, The History Channel will be showing an eight-part series next year on John F. Kennedy that makes Bill Clinton look like a Monk. Caroline Kennedy has apparently came out fighting after hearing about...
Fans of American Idol, America's Got Talent, and Britain's Got Talent will get another choice in the line-up of shows offered by the diminutive Ryan Seacrest and his butch partner Simon Cowell. The producers of TV's most popular reality-based talent...
Although she has been a recent commentator on The Fox News and tried her hand at stand-up comedy, friends say that Sarah Palin and the Fox Network are going over plans for Sarah to have her own weekly show. Plus, even though they are leaning towar...
Daytime TV presenter Richard 'Dickie' Docker has been found dead at his East Hackney flat, dans le position 'Hutchence'. The 32-year-old host of BBC1's Mortgage Me to the Hilt was pronounced 'tabloid gold' after his ex-partner, a former conman and...
A millionaire who appeared on the popular Channel 4 show, the Secret Millionaire, kept his secret so well hidden that he was given a large sum of money by another Secret Millionaire. Geoff Bastard, the young entrepreneur who made his fortune sell...
HOLLYWOOD - TGN, the Teenage Girl Network has just stated that they have cancelled the teenage girl show, We Were Just 17, after only airing four shows. TGN vice-president of programming and scheduling Ellsworth Birdstoopski stated that although t...
The show Two and a Half Men starring Charlie Sheen may have to be renamed One and a Half Men after Charlie Sheen entered Rehab apparently for two and a half months. Producers are considering taking Legal Action against Sheen for Two and half Milli...
Osama's Practical Jokes appears on PBS after a feed from the Al-Jazero TV folks. While the critics are still out on this one, we thought the new reality show was very funny. In the first segment, Osama slipped some Mexican Farknockers in his...
Fire engines were called in to a London TV studio today when the pre-recording of an interview for the usually uneventful Johnny Wossy Show went catastrophically wrong. The interviewee was Katie Price's transvestite second husband, and former cage-fi...
An advert for a brand of medicine to soften stools where four women discuss their bowl movements over coffee is proving to be so popular that it will be made into a TV series later this year. The show will be based around the lives of four differe...
7.00 - The Simpsons Jeremy Paxman guest stars in this episode when Bart learns to swear after watching Newsnight so Marge starts a one woman protest to get Paxman removed from the TV. 7.30 - Friends The one where Jeremy Paxman tells Rachel to fuck off. 8.00 - Britain's Got Talent A new series of the questionable talent show with new judge Jeremy Paxman, who controversially makes an eight...
A famous television presenter has killed his very ill partner, the police revealed today. Apparently the presenter in question repeatedly said the French word for "thank you" to his boyfriend of fifty years until the latter passed away. The celebr...
A Russian woman had to be restrained and sedated earlier today following a last minute change to the television schedule on a national station. The woman was so angry she failed to see the funny side of the situation when her husband made a joke of i...
Canadian Model Coco Rocha who weighs only 7st 7lbs is being turned down for work on the catwalk because idiots are claiming she is to fat. Now Coco has gone on a diet eating only the breakfast cereal Coco Pops and although she has still not found...
A second, as yet unnamed, TV presenter has admitted to a mercy killing. The unknown presenter, thought to have once been a children's star is rumoured to have strangled his long time partner after their career had taken a dive. One insider said "...
Daytime TV viewers were up in arms today after self righteous, gnome Noel Edmonds, chose an irritating lump of lard from Liverpool to be the contestant on Deal Or No Deal. Fans of the show took an immediate dislike to her and reached for their rem...
(Opening Scene - Joey's flat. Chandler walks in to find Joey sitting on the sofa watching TV) Chandler - Hey Joey, fancy seeing you here. Joey - Hey Chandler .. This is my flat so where else would you expect me to be. Chandler - Forgive me if I'm wrong, but didn't you move to Los Angeles to pursue a career in acting. Joey - I certainly did. You must have watched me on TV in that hi...
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