ITV, the network responsible for enriching the lives of all through its uncompromising investigation into the underhand world of Katie Price, today announced it would not bow to the establishment by allowing a mild-mannered presenter without an asser...
Sky, The BBC and ITV have agreed on the rules governing the format of a TV debate which seeks to determine the single true religion for the human race over the next millennium. The Pope, the Dalai Lama and Dr Muhammed Bari of the Muslim Council of...
A new debate show, based on The Weakest Link, has been announced today. Called "The Biggest Liar", it is set to be televised in the run up to the general election. The Biggest Liar (dubbed BLiar) will be screened at tea time every weekday up to po...
My TV was listing to larboard, so I propped it up on the other side with a copy of "The Blue Peter Guide to Hegelian Philosophy". Then it was listing to the starboard side, so I shoved a copy of "The Bible in Morse Code" on the larboard side. However, it was then listing to larboard again. At this point I became confused between larboard and starboard, as I had to go behind the TV to adjust...
CashCom, the satellite cable provider, announced today a new service that features every channel in the free world -- four thousand eight hundred and sixty three channels. Broadcasts are run 25/7 -- the extra hour makes up for lost time in loc...
Katie Price has revealed she is to launch her own TV channel later this year as part of her global expansion plan. Ms. Price exclusively revealed her brilliant plan to a room of yawning journalists: "I'm fed up with having to be beholding to t...
TV5 bosses tonight announced an evening of celebrity porn based programmes aimed at raising millions of pounds for the charity SIN (Slappers in Need). Hand Relief, which will air in late July, will include such treats as: - 'Celebrity Come doggin...
Descendents of King John have reacted with fury after Gordon Brown beat the monarch in the semi-finals of the 'Britain's Worst Ever Leader' contest. King John had expected an easy passage to the finals but the competition jury which included Imeld...
Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, has said thank you to Countdown, the CH4 game show that tests contestants arithmetic and word making skills. HRH loves to play against her Private Secretaries. She has the show recorded each afternoon and watches i...
The widow Eulabelle Parsons of Beaver Valley, in east Tennessee told police this morning "that that one guy that used to be on TV" may have raped her. When asked which guy, she stated, "Well, I don't know, there's so many shows on and all those ch...
After it's final season, those of you that have become fans of the show may want to try these spin-offs, or at least they claim to be spin-offs! "Lost In Space" is about a family that gets lost in space instead of on an island. The drama begins w...
WARNING: This article contains intelligent design and even some history. It may be offensive to men of European descent, sloppy scientists, residents of ivory towers and members of PETA. In a stunning revelation the film crew of the barely popu...
There's no doubt British TV is dismal at the moment however hope springs eternal. Scoop has received the summer schedules and there's some crackers on the sun filed horizon. Take for instance BBC's Celebrity Can't Cuck Wont Cuck with Wayne Bridge.
A spokesperson for Welsh TV has admitted that many of its programs are being broadcast while nobody is tuned in. "We just don't understand it," says Rhys Jones. The program quality is exceptional and varied but we are all now facing cutbacks." Spo...
LOS ANGELES - Jerry Seinfeld reeling from having his artistic ego shattered after his short-lived reality show, Marriage Ref was cancelled has stated that you cannot keep a good man down. The man with the sing-song voice has just said that he will...
A celebrity edition of deal or no deal has been axed due to the contestants inability to answer the question. Alex Reid, famous for being someone's boyfriend was first up, but failed to get past round one as each time Noel asked him "deal or no...
Following on from the success of prime time dancing shows such as "Celebrity Come Dancing", "Newsnight Goes Dancing", "Dancing on Wheels" and "Dancing Sky at Night" the BBC has today announced its new Autumn schedule. Programmes will of course fea...
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