In 2004, researchers from the University of Florida grew mouse brain cells on a computer chip and trained them to pilot a flight simulator.
Washington DC - Private investigators have determined that Halliburton Corporation has bilked the US taxpayers out of $3,000,000,000 in Iraq. When the proof was brought before members of Congress the majority displayed complete failure to investigat...
The President of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and the Syrian President Bashar al-Assad have called on nations around the world to join in opposition to the USA's nuclear activities.
In a nation of 300 million winners, we learned that the number of losers is creeping dangerously close to a million! When the US Census counted the notoriously tough to enumerate hobos their population almost hit the million mark! One-third unlucky,o...
Ft George Meade, MD - Today a man digging a well in his back yard hit a buried cable containing fiber optic communications for the United States National Security Agency. On the condition of preserving her anonymity an employee told this reporter th...
Washington DC - A startling New bill passed into law early this afternoon that will outsource the executive branch of the government. "It is a great way to save our tax payers money; think of all the money that is wasted on running the elections...
Pyongyang, North Korea - At an informal press conference/luncheon yesterday, North Korea unveiled its newest automobile, the Plutonium. The car is named after the highly radioactive chemical element with which most of the chassis and frame are const...
Blues legend, Blind-lemon Donny Rumsfeld, has announced a coast to coast tour supported by his band 'The Invaders'...
In a shocking turn of events this afternoon, the American state of Hawaii has officially withdrawn it's membership from the United States.
President George Bush has made a shock declaration of war against the United States of America.
Families of troops stationed in Iraq and Afghanistan say their war-weary sons and daughters want to return home. A group of them have written a letter to Prime Minister Tony Blair pleading with him to sort out the situations in those countries, and g...
The successful aerial bombing in southern Somalia by the United States Airforce in a special operation designed to destroy and expel Al-Qaeda operatives in the southern region enclave of the horn of Africa has resulted into diplomatic deadlock betwee...
The CIA is celebrating the success of the United States embargo imposed on Cuba, of which the Pentagon believes are finally working after 44 years.
America, Russia and the European Union have brought a landmark lawsuit against France. The summonses were presented to the French Ambassador, Mr French de Paris at the United Nations Headquarters in New York. Confirming the delivery of the summons...
White House Press Secretary Tony Snow today reported to the press that the state of Vermont actually seceded from the Union three years ago.
ATLANTA - America is so divided following the electoral shifts in Congress, say two prominent political scientists, the country is literally splitting in two -- as the South secedes again.
HARRISBURG, Penn. -- Militants from Al-Qaeda, Hezbollah and Hamas advanced on Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, the Harrisburg Patriot-News reported today. A small contingent of the Pennsylvania National Guard and park rangers from the National Park Service...
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