People who came out of Cinema 5 in Hitler Memorial Mall America Kansas City were angry, sad and dissapointed at the highly overrated Spiderman 3.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today, President George W. Bush signed an order to have the color blue removed from the United States flag.
A massive immunisation for measles is about to take place in Iraq... or is it?...
The New York High Times - In a reaction to the delays and confusion that marked the agency's response to Hurricane Katrina and other 2005 hurricanes, the House passed a disaster loan bill.
It is about damn time! Here we are labeling each other as victims, criminals, heroes, and villains based on track records, race, religion, and all of the BULL CRAP that is supposed to make the United States of America really stand up to it's title and do something decent for the citizens and immigrants. My name, as if Coporate America gives a rat's behind anyway, ain't even that import...
(EXCLUSIVE TO THESPOOF.COM) -- In an aside during his weekly radio address to the nation ("Winning the War, Episode 1,267"), President Bush let the proverbial cat out of the bag.
Worldwide Animal Rights campaigners have been granted permission to let a Turkey run for President in the 2008 Election.
IRVINE, CA -- As Ayn Rand fans worldwide celebrate the 50th anniversary of Rand's best-selling opus "Atlas Shrugged" the Estate of Ayn Rand has announced that they have developed a computer program enabling the queen of philosophical fi...
Sacramento, CA - It was another disappointing night for David Timbler, 24, a boring American man trying to find a girl. Despite Timbler's great one-liners and precise dance moves, he was upstaged by a guy with a British accent.
Leader of the free world, George Bush, has announced today that he intends to pull American and allied troops out of Iraq and look for a peaceful solution to the conflict.
American government agencies have been busy trying to enlist new recruits using novel methods never attempted before the days of the War on Terror.
Cafe owners in the United States and UK have been expressing concern over the quality of open microphone performers at their venues.
American President George W. Bush now insists that 'patience' is the key to success in Iraq.
The hopes of the American Defence Force, some of whom were looking forward to firing indiscriminately at whatever they felt like, have been dealt a severe blow. A coroner has ruled that the killing of Lance Corporal Matty Hull, by a US pilot, was &q...
Washington DC - Earlier this week Senate Minority leader Mitch McConnell was asked to comment on his party's blocking legislation to bring the troops home from the illegal war in Iraq.
Cap has fallen. Hard. Who better to pick up the shield, the mantle, the passion, the AMERICA... than Steven Colbert.
Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has rejected loud calls for him to resign. Instead, in a classic piece of political nastiness, he has blamed everything on the person under him, his Chief of staff Kyle Sampson.
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