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Funny story: Bail Out: Socialism For the Rich & Slavery For Us

Bail Out: Socialism For the Rich & Slavery For Us

They say that in a socialist state everyone is equal, but some people are more equal than others and the same seems to be true today as all of us now seem to have been set up to bail out the elite monopolising socialist criminals in Wall Street. I...

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Funny story: Newcastle: 'Toon More Important Than Long Term Financial Depression.'

Newcastle: 'Toon More Important Than Long Term Financial Depression.'

To find out how the credit crunch and coming long term depression, which will consist of many of us living in cardboard boxes eating dead rats while we try to keep warm around empty oil drums filled with environmentally friendly news papers filled wi...

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Funny story: Chinese Prepare For 'Wok' Capsule Re-entry

Chinese Prepare For 'Wok' Capsule Re-entry

The success of the recent Chinese astronauts in coming back to earth unscathed, has buried the real tragedy that is to follow: Not long after the launch of the astronauts, the Chinese also launched another space rocket which was topped with a wok...

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Funny story: Cookers Start Collapsing Into Their Own Footprints

Cookers Start Collapsing Into Their Own Footprints

As it seems to be certain that the laws of physics have been changed since 911, with buildings falling into their own footprints with fires that are far below the melting point of structural steel girders and bolts, many housewives have started to ex...

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Funny story: Pigs Start To Fly!

Pigs Start To Fly!

The Rockefeller's, Rothschild's and the few other secretive elite banking families that privately own nearly all the central banks, federal reserves and other such institutions that most 'peons' thought were run by their governments, are today planni...

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Funny story: Labour Pay People To Fill Seats At Conference

Labour Pay People To Fill Seats At Conference

Many people are wondering today as to who was actually filling the seats in the audience of the Labour conference, as no one with any sense would want to - that is unless they wanted to hurl obscenities at the so called politicians. This confusion wa...

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Funny story: Damien Hirst Finishes His Next Masterpiece

Damien Hirst Finishes His Next Masterpiece

Not long after his record breaking Sotherby's auction of dead rotting stuff dressed up as art to idiot elites who have nothing better to spend their money on, now that they've become board of normal things such as mansions, cars, planes and unlimited...

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Funny story: Ewan McGregor & Charley Boorman's New Adventure - The Long Way To Proxima

Ewan McGregor & Charley Boorman's New Adventure - The Long Way To Proxima

Charley Boorman and Ewan McGreggor have announced their new adventure, which will be made into a documentary to be shown on BBC2 and National Geographic in the near future. This time they will mount their 'Off-Earth' rocket bikes and start to make...

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Funny story: Hadron Collider's Inter-dimensional Financial Black Hole Blamed For Lehman Brothers Collapse And Coming Depression

Hadron Collider's Inter-dimensional Financial Black Hole Blamed For Lehman Brothers Collapse And Coming Depression

Leading scientists and financial experts are agreeing today that the Large Hadron Collider has created a financial black hole so big that all the economies of the west will collapse into a deep depression that will make 1929's Black Tuesday look like...

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Funny story: Disappointment as CERN Hurricane Fails To Destroy Texas

Disappointment as CERN Hurricane Fails To Destroy Texas

Scientists and politicians are disappointed today as the CERN Large Hadron Collider fails to create enough global warming and hurricanes to rid the globalists of the reality and truth seekers capital of Texas. 'Apparently, Alex Jones is still aliv...

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Funny story: Global Warming Was Photoshopped!

Global Warming Was Photoshopped!

As the planet starts to cool naturally, now that there hasn't been any sunspot activity in a while, millions around the world are now realising how they've been scammed, as snow falls in Kenya, blizzards hit China, Sidney sees its coldest winter in 6...

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Funny story: Bush Preggers With Cheney's Gay Sex Child

Bush Preggers With Cheney's Gay Sex Child

The rumors of secret Republican occult gay prostitute goings on at the White house and Bohemiaum Grove have now been unequivocally confirmed with the fact that George Bush is now carrying the secret gay sex child of the current US Vice President, Dic...

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Funny story: Olympic Face Sitting Continues

Olympic Face Sitting Continues

As we reported back in July the new olympic sport of face sitting started way before the rest of the games as it was expected to last much longer than the rest of the tournament. Well, we can now tell you that the final three countries are now in a h...

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Funny story: Team GB Golden Olympic Jumbo Nose Cone Missing!

Team GB Golden Olympic Jumbo Nose Cone Missing!

The golden nose cone that was put onto the front of the British Airways jumbo that brought Team GB back from their record breaking gold medals haul at the Beijing Olympics has gone missing. The cone (said to be actually cast out of pure bullion bars)...

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Funny story: Olympic Flame Carbon Print Banned By Gore - Plant life Protests.

Olympic Flame Carbon Print Banned By Gore - Plant life Protests.

Nutty enviro-MENTAL-ist Al Gore has been shouting all week about the huge Olympic Flame, burning away on top of the Birds Nest Stadium since the 2008 Olympic Games started, but no one has been paying any attention to him - even though he seems to hav...

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Funny story: Georgia Plans New Offensive

Georgia Plans New Offensive

'Once the Russians withdraw, we'll go in again,' Georgian president Mik 'Heil' Saakashavilli told his mates in the western media as he started to chew his tie like a mental health patient. 'Then, if Russia comes to the aid of its ally South Ossetia,...

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Funny story: Fake Alien Invasion Planned For 2012

Fake Alien Invasion Planned For 2012

The secretive occult following bankers, that are the real runners of the planet, are planning a fake alien invasion for the 2012 London Olympic Games. They will try to con everyone in the world that the invaders must be worshiped like gods, while...

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