American viewers of CBS "60 Minutes" correspondent Andy Rooney know him for his really smart observations. Here's something he has to offer on the fairer sex: "As I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman...
Prince William, second-in-line to the British throne, would seriously like to modernize the Monarchy, challenging the "old-fashioned" way of doing things in the Royal Family. In a candid interview to be aired soon, the Man who will be King hints h...
The evidence was there for all to see. A gang of 3 evil teens - used a mobile phone to film themselves carrying out depraved assaults on their 17-year-old autistic victim - who suffers from Asperger's syndrome. In a sickening spree of violence the...
Charles - Britain's Royal Sausage, fresh from talking to plants and now in India for the Commonwealth Games is peddling his new book "Harmony". With nothing better to do for a living than mooch off taxpayers while waiting for his turn to don the C...
He burst through a tunnel, ran the wrong way onto the track; ran outside his lane and still managed to win India's first track gold medal, drawing ecstatic cheers from the loud and raucous partisan human crowd and congratulatory Woofs from the contin...
Western-media bashing of the Commonwealth Games was raised to high decibels just before the games began. Now complaints have begun emanating from athletes bathrooms. Only this time the western media can't bash the Indian politicians, the Games chie...
No matter how hard she tries, poor Camilla will always be relegated to the Rottweiler category. Witness her appearance with the dried-out old Royal sausage Charles at the Commonwealth Games - trotted out in heavy tights, more like compression stoc...
Once again they've become fodder for the boffins. Now a group of researchers says a 10-year study has revealed that spoof writers are most likely to suffer from impotence, incontinence, incoherence and constipation due to the excessive numbers of ho...
Walking-dead Royals - Cadaverous Charles and his pudding-plump Camilla have arrived in New Delhi to do the Queen's work - cutting ribbons, making silly chit-chat, mouthing the usual platitudes while grimacing throughout the entire procedure. This...
It's tough hiding in a cave for 10 years even though one's Army-hosts have spared no effort in making life livable. Osama bin Laden is finding this out the hard way. There's only so much praying and plotting a guy can do. Comes the time when he fee...
After all the brouhaha and the hullabaloo, the sniping and complaining it finally looks like the Delhi Commonwealth Games are a go. All the whining Aussies, Brits, Kiwis and other lesser equals have settled into their digs with no more excrement, do...
The more things change, the more they stay the same! So much for being a democracy! In Pakistan everything works in reverse - as evidenced by the Army's limited tolerance of all things civilian - particularly so-called elected governments. Looks lik...
HUNKERED IN A BUNKER IN NORTH KOREA: The King is dead - maybe! Long live the King! Kim Jong-Un, the newly anointed heir to dictator-Daddy Kim Jong-il has finally been revealed to the public - following a hectic round of forced ass-kissing and bo...
Just how media slavish the Pawkisstawnis are, came to the fore at the Commonwealth Games. After countries like South Africa - LOL! - complained about their facilities - the pompous Porkis - always eager to take advantage of a situation jumped on the...
Athletes from Canada, UK, Oz and NZ have been advised by their CWG hosts not to wear their team jerseys outside the venues - for their own safety. "Mad Pakistani terrorists are waiting to cause mayhem", said the Delhi Chief of security. To make...
White House attack terrier Joe Biden, who also occasionally doubles as US Vice-President, once again bared his yellowed out fangs at the typically low-energy, I'm-so-outa-here, so-called Democratic base. Attempting to re-energize the flagging Dems...
At each games new events are introduced to delight the spectators and so it is with the 2010 Commonwealth Games. At the top of the charts - Britain's all-female oral sex team is all puckered up and feeling mighty confident at the Commonwealth Ga...
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