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Funny story: William Shatner Disappointed About Being Passed Over for Spoof Part

William Shatner Disappointed About Being Passed Over for Spoof Part

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Los Angeles - William Shatner said that he is disappointed about being passed over for the role of Cal Jennings in the Spoof Movie.

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Funny story: Gordon Brown Assimilated by Bush Borg

Gordon Brown Assimilated by Bush Borg

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Gordon Brown met with George W. Bush and was assimilated into the "TERRORISM" cult.

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Funny story: Republicans too Good for Debate Created by the American People

Republicans too Good for Debate Created by the American People

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - "The Internets" - The YouTube debates have been called the debates created by the American people. That would be "The People" described in the Declaration of Independence. That is who our "elected&quo...

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Funny story: Surgeons' startling discovery: Cheney Has No Heart!

Surgeons' startling discovery: Cheney Has No Heart!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Dick Cheney went under the knife for a replacement battery for his defribulator.

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Funny story: Dennis Kucinich Joins Ron Paul Campaign

Dennis Kucinich Joins Ron Paul Campaign

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Dennis Kucinich, after teaming up with Ron Paul to call for the impeachment of Dick Cheney and George W. Bush, decided to join Ron Paul's campaign. Dennis Kucinich and Ron Paul are talking about running togeth...

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Funny story: George Bush Pardons Lindsay Lohan

George Bush Pardons Lindsay Lohan

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Today, President George W. Bush presided over Lindsay Lohan's trial and gave her a full pardon, but left the fine intact. Although the President of the United States doesn't usually preside over courtroom...

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Funny story: President Bush Gives Power to His Power

President Bush Gives Power to His Power

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - President Bush added power to the power to the power that he gave himself by approving new CIA methods Friday.

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Funny story: World's Most Important Event - Harry Potter's Last Book

World's Most Important Event - Harry Potter's Last Book

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Earth - A Harry Potter artifact was found just as J. K. Rowling's last Harry Potter book has rolled off the shelf, proving that Harry Potter was a real sorcerer. Ms. Rowling has cautioned everyone not to read the last chap...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Surrenders to Bush

Lindsay Lohan Surrenders to Bush

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. - Lindsay Lohan surrendered herself to George W. Bush on charges of suspicion of being supicious. This was a result of her Memorial Day weekend car crash and President Bush's

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Funny story: God Needs a Shrink

God Needs a Shrink

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Milky Way - After it was discovered that the Milky Way is really an inkblot (see Milky Way Really an Inky Blot), it was discovered that God...

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Funny story: 30 Days to Domestic Terror! Executive Order: Blocking Property of Certain Persons Who Threaten Stabilization Efforts in Iraq

30 Days to Domestic Terror! Executive Order: Blocking Property of Certain Persons Who Threaten Stabilization Efforts in Iraq

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - President, er... Dicktatur... George W. Bush issued Executive Order: Blocking Property of Certain Persons Who Threaten Stabi...

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Funny story: Guiliani Supporter Tries to Silence Ron Paul Writing on The Spoof

Guiliani Supporter Tries to Silence Ron Paul Writing on The Spoof

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Dublin - An avid Guiliani supporter, going by the handle "Ethan," wrote a message to TheSpoof.com asking that they please quit writing stories about Ron Paul. In his message, he wrote, "I am a fairly avid Ro...

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Funny story: Corrupt Bastards Force Feed Cows Garlic

Corrupt Bastards Force Feed Cows Garlic

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - UK - When the Corrupt Bastards Club found out about cows producing enough methane to create 3% of Britain's greenhouse gases, VECO called in Lord Browne to investigate. Fearing that they might lose a percentage of the mark...

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Funny story: NASCAR Plane Crash Linked to Al-Qaeda

NASCAR Plane Crash Linked to Al-Qaeda

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - SANFORD, Fla. - A small plane carrying the husband of a NASCAR executive crashed into a neighborhood Tuesday and engulfed two houses in flames.

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Funny story: Superman Defeats Evil Mustache on Lex Luthor Clone

Superman Defeats Evil Mustache on Lex Luthor Clone

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Dublin - Superman, in a heroic battle against the evil mustache on Lex Luthor's clone, Mark Lowton, editor at TheSpoof.com, was finally victorious after using his Kryptonian intellect to come up with a way to remove the evi...

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Funny story: Bush Denies Congress Access to Aides

Bush Denies Congress Access to Aides

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - President Bush invoked executive privilege Monday to deny requests by Congress for testimony from two former aides about the firings of federal prosecutors. Same old story, different names.

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Funny story: Mark Lowton, Spoof Editor, Grew Handlebar Mustache to Get Women

Mark Lowton, Spoof Editor, Grew Handlebar Mustache to Get Women

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Dublin - TheSpoof.com's editor, Mark Lowton, that cheap, good for nothing b%$#$^d that won't pay those of us who write for him, revealed today that he grew his handlebar mustache in order to get women.

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