Sebastian Coe was one of my childhood heroes. The middle distance runner, who, along with the two Steve's Ovett and Cram, formed a mighty triumvirate that dominated middle distance running throughout the 1980s, and lo, into the 90s. Sebastian Coe, it is said, trained so hard that his heart grew to twice the size of most mortals. This massive heart was only one of the weapons in his arsenal...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Bush launched a UN-led investigation into Colin Powell, stating that the former secretary of U.S. defense is harboring stolen weapons of mass destruction.
George Tenet, former CIA Director and carrying the can over the Weapons of Mass Destruction Intellegence reports, has confirmed that he has accepted a position with EXtortKIC Shortwave Radio. The new daytime talkshow host has however confirmed that h...
NAJAF, IRAQ-- It seemed like a peaceful handover Friday night here in Najaf, Iraq when suspected terrorist Muqtada al-Sadr unmanned the holy shrine he had held himself up in for weeks. The madman's chaos ended when he turned his weapons in for...
Najaf (AP)--Gunmen loyal to radical Shiite cleric Moktada al-Sadr rejoiced in a newly forged ceasefire with US forces on Thursday by firing their weapons into the air.
Warner Brothers have confirmed that they will be releasing a film on the life of UN weapons inspector Hans Blix, in the Fall. Commissioned by George Bush and funded by Haliburton, Hans Blix will be shot on location in Sweden.
Los Angeles (AP) - Famed detective, Lieutenant Columbo of the L.A.P.D. has been called upon by President Bushed to get to the bottom of the Weapons Of Mass Destruction issue.
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A spokesman for the CIA said today that the agency is ready to admit it knew nothing about anything, no less weapons of mass destruction and the possibility of a Sept. 11 attack on the U.S.
This is not a Spoof... go to Google...type 'Weapons of Mass Destruction' Pay close attention to the first entry.
Weapons of Mass Destruction have finally been found in Iraq.
During a short appearance before a throng of cheering supporters gathered outside the White House today, President George W. Bush vowed that no stone will be left unturned within Iraq by the US led coalition, as they continue seeking out the Weapons...
President Bush announced today that the weapons of mass destruction had been found. He announced the findings that Meteorites posed a direct and real threat to the USA and pose a threat larger than Saddam Hussein. At a press conference in the White H...
Weapons Inspector David Kay has finally admitted what the rest of us have known all along...namely that Saddam Hussein really had no weapons of mass destruction. However, Mr. Kay has offered a convincing explanation as to how he could be so stup...
Hollywood's famous former couple Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have split up, citing "moral and ideological differences, sparked by the political catalyst that is the search for weapons of mass destruction". The press had reported that Be...
The head of the Bush Administration's Weapons of Mass Destruction team ( the team in charge of finding them, not making them) is said to be ready to resign. No actual weapons or even evidence of any weapons have been found in almost nine months of se...
UN arms inspector David Kay has released his findings in the comedic search for Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. The investigation, sought by President Bush, has indicated that WMDs are literally everywhere you look across the country.
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