AKRON, OHIO (AP Newsliar) -- Duke, a four-year old mutt of mixed Cocker Spaniel/Labrador heritage owned by Akron, Ohio residents Lou and Doris Beldner, has been arrested for practicing dentistry without a license.
A 98 year old cannibal woman from the Chupacabra tribe has finally passed on. After many years in the mountains of Kilamanjaro, the woman's teeth had become useless because of chewing gum with too much sugar.
Dentists and leading scientists have compiled a report highlighting the significant risks involved with DIY "over the counter" teeth whitening kits. It has emerged that a single pack could contain upto more than twice the amount of bleach f...
ATLANTA, GA - A chemist with the autonomous Everyday Chemicals Lab has discovered that fluoride -- a chemical in toothpaste, mouthwash, and drinking water once thought to prevent tooth decay -- causes cavities, soft teeth, and other forms of painful...
King Dumya and Condoleeza Rice became embroiled in a name-calling contest on Monday. According to Secretary of State Colon Bowel, Condi became upset when Dubya referred to her as "Condopizza Teeth" and "Ms. Ricecake Gaptooth."
Today at the first presidential debate of the 2004 election George 'the W stands for wallop' Bush took a swing at the democratic candidate John Kerry. The punch sent spit, teeth and blood flying from Kerry's mouth and seconds later he...
The prestigious Brit Music Awards' so-called controversial image has received a kick in the teeth, with the news that ITV schedulers have relegated next year's event to daytime television.
As the title might suggest to the more intellectually proficient among you, I have a tooth ache, so don’t expect me to be funny, charming, erudite or even mildly polite. My tooth hurts and when your tooth hurts you are absolved from all pretense of the social graces. It’s not like, say a bullet in the shoulder on the battlefield, where you can grit your teeth and mutter, “It’s ok, I’ll live; now l...
New reports suggest that Monica Lewinski got more than her teeth into Bill Clinton's affairs.
Stamp of Approval What, may I ask, has gone wrong with the great British stamp? Recently finding myself in the sod’s-law-situation of having an important letter to post but no damn stamp to stick on it, muttering through clenched teeth, I set out defiantly through the gloom and the drizzle towards the local Post Office.
I was one of the fortunate few invited to the opening of a brand new franchise, "Eye-Tooth". The franchise of 12 shops are owned by Jacob Dereki, a successful mime artist from a village just outside of Giza, Egypt. The concept of the franchise is to allow the trading of eyes and teeth, but the most novel twist of "Eye-Tooth" is the sales method involved.
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