Takemi Pantsoff of The Vagina Observer secured the following exclusive interview with famed novelist Jackie Collins on the eve of the release of her new book "Isabella". "We met by the enormous heart-shaped pool of Jackie's $30 million mansion in Beverly Hills. She lay on a low recliner in her black swimsuit and stared at a blue sky as she answered my questions. Periodically, she would...
Ryan Seacrest the host of American Idol just conducted an interview for the cable television channel E Online with Sarah Palin, the unsuccessful 2008 GOP vice presidential candidate in the Presidential Campaign for The White House. RYAN: Hello Sarah, so tell me how are you feeling today? SARAH: Well ya know Ryan, I have felt better. RYAN: I'm sure you have. Sarah I have to ask why? SAR...
Karl Rove is responsible for getting President Bush elected in 2000 and and 2004. He wrote his own memiors and is trying to improve the sales for his book by doing an interview with me. UWGB-Beek: I am not going to beat around the bush on this one, but do you feel any guilt for using dirty tactics to get George Bush in the White House. Karl Rove: I didn't use dirty tricks to get Bush elect...
The village of East Bergholt in Suffolk was left shocked and stunned yesterday following the tragic murder of father-of-none Matt Topiary, 32. Mr Topiary, who had been unemployed for several months, had been attending a job interview for a floor...
Iranian President Ahmadinejad is no stranger to making strange comments. His most famous comment was the Holocaust didn't really happen. His distrust of mainstream media lead him to do this interview with UWGB-Beek. UWGB-Beek: What are you up to these days? Ahmadinejad: I am up to my normal stuff:making fun of the United States, raising oil prices, giving money to groups that like guns, and...
Today's interview is with pop sensation, James Gordon. Inhopeless: So, its nice to have you here, James. James Gordon: Yeah, it's nice to see the press still have an interest in me. I: Yes, there are some people *SNEEZES* who still care about you. J: That's great. I: How do you feel about getting number one on the Billboard Hot 100? J: It's great, I'm number one! I: <whispe...
Ken: Mr. Mayor, I understand you have quite a project going on here. Barkat: That's right. We are creating a bible-themed garden, which will be a tourist park, adjacent to the City of David. This is the most important area in the world, and in the valley right there below us is where King's Garden actually was. Ken: What about the 22 Arab homes that are sitting there now? Barkat: Th...
Columbus television crews arrived at the scene of a devastating fire in which John Butthoff was killed. He had lived in the neighborhood for over 20 years. Bruce Starr, TV news favorite also arrived at the scene and immediately started interviewin...
John Butugley is the latest winner on American Idol. Afflicted with a rare skin disease which causes warts all over his face, John has been shunned all his life. He was once referred to as 'The ugliest man on earth'. However, he has a fantastic singing voice. Ken: "So, John, if I may ask, what was it like growing being so, er, unattractive. John: Please, after you. Didn't I see you in a fu...
"We have an unemployment problem in this country because job seekers continue to ask dumb questions. It has nothing to do with the economy." So says Fred Erator, author of "Why The F--k Do You Think I'm Not Hiring You?" out today. "People want to hire someone that can do the job, sure, but also someone they can tolerate," continues Erator. "I mean, I could hire my wife to be my secretary, but I...
In-vogue magazine, long a racist bastion of whites-are-superior sensibilities has only had two black women on their cover, since their inception in 1892. The first was Naomi Campbell in 1989, the second is Halle Berry, who will be on the September cover. Below is an excerpt of In-vogue's interview with Halle Berry. The November 12, 1859 edition of the New York Times reports of a Rhode Island ma...
In-vogue magazine, long a racist bastion of whites-are-superior sensibilities has only had two black women on their cover, since their inception in 1892. The first was Naomi Campbell in 1989, the second is Halle Berry, who will be on the September cover.The blog on Mulatto.web, which calls itself a "Positive Resource Board for Biracials", contains a thread that holds over 250 posts, under the titl...
Count Dracula started a crime spree in Transylvania many centuries ago and he has spread his crimes into USA, Canada and Mexico, my name is Lynn Gweeny and I had the pleasure of interviewing Count Dracula Lynn Gweeny: So Mr. Dracula, what do you like to do? Count Dracula: I like to suck blood and turn others into Vampires. Lynn Gweeny: Why do you like to do this? Count Dracula: I need...
Jesus Christ: The Final Interview... (Part 2) Q: Do you regularly smite people? A: Every once in a while. I dusted off the whole Malaria thing for Cheryl Cole. She annoys me. Normally, the whole free-will thing kinda doesn't work if we're throwing lightning bolts at people every time they screw up. It is a person's sense of right and wrong that keeps people straight. Q: Ok,here's goes...
LOS ANGELES - Jesse James soon-to-be-ex-husband of Academy Award winner Sandra Bullock finally agreed to be interviewed by Larry King on his show Live With Larry King. James the owner of West Coast Choppers in Long Beach, California said that he welcomes the chance to set the record straight. LARRY: So tell me Jesse how are things going? JESSE: Not to good Larry. My wife, the stunningly beau...
So, Colonel Synge. We were going to talk about your time with the Drambuie Lowlanders. Were we? I didn't know that. Yes. You remember. We spoke about it the last time I saw you. And we've also written. And we spoke on the telephone last Tuesday, to arrange this meeting. I'm not, you know. Sorry Colonel? I'm not what you think. I, I don't understand. What do you think I think?...
Popular rising celebrity James Holzier discusses his facts and favs with me, Debbie P. Favorite age or time in your life: "All the time.." Favorite time of year: "Fall." Favorite Holiday: "Christmas." Favorite snack: "Pizza." Favorite cereal: "Cookie Crisp." Favorite TV show of all time: "Friends, when I was growing up." Favorite album: "Bob Marley" Favorite gift to give: "...
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