Manufacturers and other employers look set for a welcome boost in employment figures - thanks to increasing obesity. Despite the current recession, waistlines have been expanding rapidly in the last year. Many people are now unable to wear no...
Young people are being criticised by senior political figures for their evident desire to spend the majority of their waking hours following orders and carrying out unenviable tasks. "The lack of imagination is staggering," said Boris Johnson, May...
Madison, Wis--Scott Walker was still touting the fact he didn't raise taxes to balance the budget. "I am the CEO of the state of Wisconsin and I am doing a great job. People should get off my back. I made the tough choices of sticking to union wor...
The Metropolitan Police have asked retailers to free up shop staff on full pay (minimum wage?) to work as special constables with full Police powers...as in 'cannon fodder'...during the olympic Games debacle. The programme called (ironically) ESP...
Washington D.C.--Rep. Paul Ryan is wasting his talents as a potential job creator by spending all his free time trying to stick it to poor and middle-class Americans by creating bills that only help increase his own personal wealth. "I know that I...
On the steps of the Lincoln Memorial, Speaker of the House John Boehner and Republican Minority Leader Mitch McConnel outlined their plan to stimulate the economy and create new jobs. Among such controversial issues as not raising taxes on the u...
An Akron, Ohio family of six whose both parents are unemployed, received a surprise visit from US President, Barack Obama just as they were sitting down to start their evening meal. No sooner had the Jones's family taken their seats about the dinner...
A study sponsored by the Facially Unfortunate Commission (FUC) has found that ugly people can earn significantly less than their aesthetically pleasing colleagues. On average it is estimated that having a face like a badger's arse can cause someone t...
Dear Editor, To any readers who think their boss is ruthless, they ought to meet mine. The man is an absolute tyrant. He makes no bones about pointing out my, or my colleagues' shortcomings, and has even been known to scream abuse into people's faces. And what's even worse is that his breath frequently smells of chewing gum and a nice Chianti. This man's behaviour is positively Dickensian. He's...
A recent USA Today analysis claiming that federal employees are more likely to die than they are to get fired or laid off has caused an outrage among a certain portion of the American public. The article-published in the July 19th edition of the n...
London - A job ads noticeboard at a Soho newsagents window is advertising the position following an unexpected vacancy. The For Sale & Wanted ad directs applicants to the mobile phone number of a Wapping recruitment agency. And specifies th...
The European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg today made a landmark judgement that finally recognised the plight of EAS sufferers. The ruling will also lead to a major review of European employment law. Employment Aversion Syndrome, or EAS, rem...
For the past two days, lawmakers from California met with a delegation from Texas in order to discuss how great Texas is at creating jobs. The Texas group showed them a 299 page power point presentation documenting all the various ways to entice bus...
Radical new guidelines have been issued for social workers in England. From April 1st, 2011 local authorities will be allowed to place children for adoption with families of a different ethnicity. Previously, social workers were reluctant to do so...
The Department Of Employment today issued an advisory on its website advising clients and the general public that one way to avoid the most serious consequences of the current recession, is for people to embrace the concept of punctuality in all walk...
For many undocumented immigrants in the United States, life is both a challenge and a sacrifice. Worrying where to stay and how to get through American laws and prohibitions is a daily superhuman effort.I Don't Blame Americans... "Norteamericanos...
A new poll confirms one of those things everybody knows but nobody talks about: call it a job, a career or a mission, most people hate it at worst and tolerate it at best. When asked, 99.714% of people agreed they if their job was a person they'...
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