Sometimes women say the funniest things. They don't mean to, but they do. And women just love asking their husband's questions which are virtually impossible to answer. The solution to this is to state the bleedin' obvious. "What are you thinking about?" Why? Why do they ask this question? An honest answer can only lead to trouble. Suggested response: "You don't want to know. It's too...
A man emerged from a polling station this morning and announced to waiting press that he had voted for the Liberal Democrats "just to spite his wife." The man, whose day had reportedly got off to a bad start when he couldn't find his electric razo...
BOSTON, MA - Clyde McConnel, a Mass Transit dispatcher, reportedly loves to have sex with his wife according to sources. McConnel, 38, has been married to his wife, Stacey, for 12 years, and apparently loves to give it to her on a frequent basis.
Local man John Cavendish, 32, is an avid potholer who enjoys nothing more than spending a Sunday afternoon wandering about in caves, seeking darkened areas in which to have a piss. But no more. His wife Mary, 31, has banned him from sneaking of...
Engineers at Japanese electronics giant Hayagorraleet Corporation announced that all research into a functional robotic wife doll would be scrapped with immediate effect, despite scientists achieving massive breakthroughs in producing synthetic robot...
1 - When you're properly nutted, tell her about the girl that you were really in love with when you were 19. Tell her about how fate tore your burgeoning relationship asunder before it ever really got going. Tell her you'll always have a special place in your heart for that girl. 2 - Watch a really violent, semi-pornographic movie on the TV with the sound cranked right up. Tell her you're only...
A man in Staffordshire achieved the kind of notoriety he hadn't bargained for, today, when he became the first person in the world to sell his wife on eBay. The man, Gerald Bodge, from Lichfield, married his wife Deidre in 1976, but their relation...
Rodentologist Nigel Screwdup was tip toeing through the jungles of Borneo in search of new species when he heard a repetitive shrill screech. Upon further investigation Screwdup discovered an immaculately appointed nest. The Welch vermin expert stake...
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. 7. Dogs find...
Beryl asked me one day if I fancied watching the Temptations live in concert. Of course I said yes, that would be great, so Beryl said not to worry about the arrangements as she had everything in hand. All I had to do was negotiate some time off work in order to fit everything in. So I approached Wayne, my team leader and requested the second half of Thursday's shift off, and the Friday followi...
Comedian Robin Williams and his long-suffering wife are set to divorce after she filed against him claiming 'irreconcilable differences'.
My post, 'Hand that Flattens Own Agitator', was about Mr. Nicolas Paul Stéphane Sarközy de Nagy-Bocsa, President of France visiting President George Bush in USA. In his trip, Mr. Sarkozy was not accompanied by his wife Cécilia Ciganer-Albeniz. Before the cameras, we observed some bizarre behaviors including Sarkozy's inserting his left hand deep into the pocket of his over-sized jacket...
Home of the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame, Cleveland(named after the awesome cleavage of its first Governor's wife: Two-ton Tonia) became the site for sore eyes of the, perhaps, last democratic debate of the Primary season and a debatable debacle it was:...
Suzanne Pleshette of the former and original Bob Newhart show passed away a couple weeks ago, much to my dismay. I was only boy when she played Bob Newharts wife, but I would have given my right arm to be the one she told to turn out the lights when they went to bed.
During US election campaigns, 2000, Al Gore tried everything possible to win, for instance, kissing his wife on the stage in Hollywood style, while his wife almost suffocated. According to BBC that kiss "helped Gore emerge from Clinton's shadow.", but the overcast was too thick. Someone with a lower IQ than Al Gore, 133, might have interpreted that as Al Gore being a great kisser! Ho...
Harold Babbit and his wife, Mamie, were both handsome and pretty. Harold always dressed like a Southern gentleman, wearing a string tie which displayed an Indian design of white, blue, red and black stones. Mamie, in her forties, was still displaying that quick fading adolescent charm and innocence.
TALLAHASSEE - A Florida man is definitely not laughing after being made a cuckold by his wife of five years. For those of you who are uneducated, and I know there are a lot, a cuckold is a husband whose wife was boned by another dude (clearly not a...
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