Wales - A cargo ship's Cowes-bound 3,000 tonne rock payload is being hunted on the Welsh seabed by RAF search and rescue pilot Prince William following the sinking of the Swanland today. Coastguard sources were keen to stress that the rocks are al...
Young Welsh skipper Aaron Ramsey reckons he finds it easier to play for his country than the misfiring Gunners. The 20-year-old midfielder has become a regular for the north Londoners again after recovering from a badly broken leg. But as the W...
The people of the Welsh City of Swansea are waking up today to the news that their councillors have applied to become an English city. "Well," said councillor Rhod O'Steel, putting on a fake Cockney accent (badly), "Our ffootball team is in the Pr...
Wales manager Gary Speed has outlined his determination to bring forward the inevitable embarrassment that awaits the England team at Euro 2012 by 9 months in defeating the Three Lions in this evenings qualifier at Wembley. The former Leeds midfie...
Anglesey, Wales - "They're pretty much following Fourth Protocol assembly instructions," blue watch Commander 'Foxy' Perkins confirmed this morning as yet another enriched uranium parcel arrived bearing Pyongyang postage stamps. "Something's sure...
As public disorder and rioting has spread across Britain, it was only ever going to be a matter of time before an outbreak reached the sleepy Welsh valleys. However, this time the locals were ready and waiting. The folk of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgoge...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, once again found himself unwittingly at the heart of another British service industry crisis today, as he innocently minded his own business, waiting for a train at the local station. Apparently in order to board an ele...
A Welsh Wizard called Bryan Briggs (name changed for legal reasons and nothing to do with that other Welsh Wizard who the Sun nailed!) has actually proven that there is hope for Welsh men to relinquish their reputations as Nr1 global sheep-shaggers (...
Even Cardiff appeared to be in celebratory mood, as Swansea City secured promotion to the Premier League, courtesy of a 4-2 victory over Reading at Wembley on Bank Holiday Monday. However, the Swans' ascent into the top flight has not been univers...
Ryan Giggs Yoga guru has agreed to reveal all about a National scandal that has shocked the whole of Wales. The scandal revolves around a claim made by the Yoga Guru last year that the sheep he uses to maintain the grass height in the Gardens of h...
A three-legged Welsh sheep dog is UK sheep-dog of the year after winning the competition against his four-legged rivals. The doggy called "Jack the wonder dog" is renowned in the Welsh valleys because when he cocks his leg he doesn't fall over, he...
The fire in a scrap yard below the M1 in north London which caused havoc for many motorists during a busy weekend when there were major events at Wembley as well as the London Marathon has aroused concern about the safety of having industrial units b...
The Welsh Conservatives have pledged to ring fence any savings made from the NHS budget. Nick Bourne, leader of the Conservatives in Wales, made this surprising but firm commitment in a Radio Wales Phone-In on Thursday. That's the good news.
A top sports journalist narrowly avoided a serious accident yesterday after covering the Wales-England Euro qualifier at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff. EIF News & Features sports editor, Thelonious Adidas, was driving home on the M4 after...
England's game with the so-called "Sheep-Shaggers" the Welsh is certainly going to be a majestic "Battle of Britain" on Saturday. St.David against Goliath or the Welsh fire breathing dragons against the "hot and cold blowing primadonnas" led by th...
Wales - Named after children's rainy-day footwear the Welsh village is at the core of a pervy satanic cult. Swansea Crown Court heard today how evil residents of a Kidwelly cul-de-sac rampaged unabated in weird occult sex rites. The cult's High...
A group of Scientists at Wrexham Polytechnic have invented a gadget which they think could change the world we live in. Group spokesperson Ivor Tiddler agreed to talk to a packed Press Room this lunchtime. 'This is about as good as it gets,' s...
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