Today Nov. 18, 2011 Pope Benedict XVI arrived in Benin, Africa the home of Voodoo. Originally Benin was named the Kingdom of Dahomey. Then it was renamed the Slave Coast. This week Pope Benedict XVI sued Benetton for using a picture of him kissing an...
Benetton's latest shock advertising campaign has caused quite a stir amongst the most powerful men on the planet, it depicts them all having a snog with each other. President Obama is depicted as having a sloshy snog with his favourite PM, David C...
When the church fathers created the Papacy for Life they failed to take into account the ravaging effects which Alzheimers Disease has on the mind even of one infallible. This morning Pope Benedict XVI slammed then canonized Penn State defensive coac...
Pope Benedictine XVI was today arrested after being caught on CCTV stealing ladies undergarments from exclusive Rome department store Il Condome. Head store detective Francino Goonisimo described today's events: "Belissimo, arriverderci, tagli...
The religions of the world are finally united thanks to a change in the definition of the word religion in the latest edition of the Oxford English Dictionary. The new definition reads: Religion (N): Any one of a set of delusional belief systems...
Pope Benedict XVI has weighed in on the Amanda Knox case. Today in an address to a million people in Freiburg, Germany Pope Benedict XVI said: "I cannot believe that Demi Moore has left Ashton Kutcher for Justin Bieber. Wasn't he dating Selena Gomez?...
His Holiness Pope Benedict, while attempting his first lap of the Top Gear circuit, has been stolen. The theft came to light when producers noticed the red Kia C'eed had failed to complete the lap two hours after passing the Hammerhead. Surrey Po...
Pope Benedict has announced plans for a visit to Britain. He is expected to say a special Mass at St Pauls Cathedral, then will dine with the Queen at Buckingham Palace and pay visits to the cathedrals of Canterbury, Salisbury, York and Worcester.
Berlin - Angela Merkel's having none of it, of course, and has told her Holy Father to get stuffed. But with 90% of Opus Dei's investment portfolio wiped out by a rogue trader's disastrous £1.5billion punt Pope Joe Ratzinger's arrival back in the...
The Roman Catholic church has renewed its centuries-old sponsorship deal with the bread factory, countering suspicions that the Pope was cosying up to Garibaldi biscuits magnate Garry Baldy. The bread factory has enjoyed a near exclusive relations...
Microsoft may have gotten the miracle it needs to get back on top of the personal computer heap. In a recently released encyclical, Pope Benedict XVI named the company's latest version of Windows as "The Official Operating System of the Catholic Chu...
To the casual observer, it should not surprise anyone that after two weeks Dr. Billingsgate has given up on Islam. In his rejection of this religion embraced by a billion of followers, it wasn't the thought of losing the opportunity to frolic around...
Pope Benedict XVI has become embroiled in a scandal after it emerged that he may have tried to evade punishment for speeding during his vist to Scotland last September. Sources close to Strathclyde Police have reported that the a senior inspector...
The Catholic Church was embroiled in another scandal today following Vatican-led criticism of the ways nuns dress. Pope Benedict believes that nuns should adapt more modern dress and has urged them to show a bit of leg in future. The Pope wants th...
Due to the sudden demise of Oprah Winfrey's last scheduled guest on her soon-to-be-history eponymous TV show, she has once again pulled another PR coup. "We were all set with Mr. bin Laden," said Ms. Winfrey. "His people had it all worked out wit...
The city of Rome is braced for a major earthquake said to have been prophecized by Keith Chegwin back in 1979. In a special edition of Cheggers Goes Pop the chubby scouser is heard muttering off camera "Rome will be destroyed on the 11th May 2011...
Controversy surrounding weather management for the recent British Royal Wedding has reignited debate about the effect of petitionary prayer on global weather systems. London's weather forecast for the Royal Wedding day had been poor. Unofficial Pa...
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