HOLLYWOOD - Transsexual Chaz Bono has just signed to star in the motion picture The Story of Sonny and Cher. Mr. Chaz Bono, formerly Miss Chastity Bono will play both the part of her/his father and her/his mother. Chaz who recently underwent s...
The sex talk is never easy. It's uncomfortable for everyone involved as parents are afraid to attempt it and children are mortified by it. But a new survey says that many parents are doing it too late. "Mostly, they wait until the kids get married...
A school governor has called for a ban on parents smoking crack, shooting heroin, or copulating while picking up their children. Rathuragay Itchellmay, chairman of the board of governors at Donkey Road school for the impaired in Staffordshire, sa...
Reno, Nevada - What makes a great dad? There are a number of answers; chances are none of them involve beating another man senseless in front of a playground full of six-year-olds. Dale Jacoby and Roger Thorne are in jail this morning. The two...
Katie Price (aka as Jordan or Booberella) and one-time singer Peter Andre were once the toast of British Chav society and their love seemed as eternal as that of equally class act Jack Tweed and Jade Goody. Katie herself once said, "I would wait or s...
Parents groups in the California are upset about a new book that has just appeared in Public School libraries across the state. "How to Get Laid," a book by Rod Ironman, has members of the P.T.A., the Gay P.T.A., and the BiSexual P.T.A. calling for...
Seattle, WA-After a search that began nearly two years ago, a teenage girl has found her birth parents, who, in a bizarre twist of events, are the same people who adopted her 17 years earlier. "It's just so surreal", Samantha Dickson says about t...
An Indiana mother of three who recently lost her job and doesn't know where her rent check will be coming from recently asked the President to stop talking about her. "It's pretty embarrassing" said the woman and added "I know the stimulus pac...
Dressing small children is not as easy as it seems: first buy an octopus and four pairs of knee-high socks. Attempt to put all the socks on the octopus. Time allowed for this - all morning. Take an egg carton. Using a pair of scissors and a can of paint, turn it into an alligator. Now take a toilet paper roller. Using only tape and a piece of foil, turn it into a Christmas ornament. Last, take...
I am at my parent's house watching the fifth hour of a DATELINE NBC marathon. After shaking the image of Stone Phillips ranting in depth about murders of young girls on tropical islands, identity theft (father's worst fear), global war, and climate change, I was ready to make some phone calls, and get my Saturday night started. I checked my text messages, and either God was watching the same Datel...
Parents eager and desperate to be proud of something about themselves are searching their kiddies' chromosomes to find some discrete segment that will say their child will be extraordinary. Single mom, Anastasia Remonstratid paid $200 to have...
16. "Okay, the baby will be ready in time for dinner! Now where's that chicken you wanted me to bathe?" 15. You're lobbying hard to get all three toddlers on the upcoming "Survivor: Australia." 14. "Maybe you'd be more popular, son, if you were good at something." 13. You've earned "Platinum Preferred Guest" status on the Jerry Springer Show. 12. Not onl...
After a recent survey indicated that 87 percent of American kids don't like to read, parents and teachers have been struggling to find good reading material for them. "They just don't care about reading. They'd rather play their vide...
For more than 25 years I've been through sheer hell and I thought it very cruel of my parents to call me Norma, particularly having the surname Snockers. I can't think of anything more hurtful (except having the surname Snickers) and it was typical reflection of my dad's sense of humour. However, that turned out to be a storm in a D cup after I met a man who had been through the same p...
Your 15 year old son is showing signs of teenage depression. Over the last few months he has become plagued by feelings of worthlessness, making him extremely vulnerable to criticism, rejection, and failure.
Your teenage daughter is showing signs of anorexia. She will not eat in front of the family, she will only eat a few foods, especially those low in fat and calories, and more worryingly she appears to base her self-worth on body weight and body image. Further you have recently discovered a supply of laxatives in her bedroom.
After a damming report, by boffins at Southampton University, which stated that a mixture of commonly used food colourings could cause hyperactivity in children, drug users have cleared supermarket shelves of all leading confectionery products.
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