LOS ANGELES - A spokesperson for Russell "Sniffles" Brand has just told the Hollywood entertainment media that he will be appearing in Sheboygan Saddlewood's epic motion picture Sell By Date. The spokesperson identified as Colton B. Billingee said...
Sioux Iowa - Republican presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann has suspended her campaign for the White House after her dismal, sixth place finish in Tuesday night's caucuses. "I have heard the word of the Lord and he has told me to stand aside,"...
It is difficult to distinguish between the cowboys and politicians, but the aliens are clearly set apart. When a politician can't remember three out of three departments he wants to eliminate once he is elected president, his mind has definitely been...
Mitt "Madman" Romney flung the gauntlet at President Obama yesterday, comparing him to dead North Korean cartoon character Kim Jong-il II. "I've been looking at some video clips on YouTube of President Obama, then supermodel Obama, traipsing thro...
DUBUQUE, Iowa - Michele Bachmann's campaign tour brought her to the beautiful town of Dubuque, Iowa, [Pronounced: THE-BUICK-EYE-OH-WAH]. The only GOP female candidate for office of the presidency was all smiles as the sun was shining and she was a...
IOWA CITY, Iowa - Newt Gingrich's political campaign bus nicknamed the "Stud Bus" pulled into Iowa City, the town noted for being the place where Indian guide Sacajawea had that now infamous menage-a-trois with American explorers Lewis and Clark.
Keokuk,Iowa-The State Department has warned American citizens against travelling in Iowa after Amish rebels kidnapped an American tourist there. Bicyclist Howard Johnson was captured over the weekend after straying into rebel territory while bicyc...
Amish Rebels in Iowa have issued a statement calling for Illinois to surrender all it's territory west of the Mississippi in exchange for the release of bicyclist Howard Johnson. Fredrick Yoder, speaking through an interpreter called Mr. Johnson a...
The State Department has confirmed that Illinois resident, Howard Johnson, has been captured and is being held for ransom by renegade Amish rebels in southern Iowa. According to a statement from the department, Mr. Johnson was enjoying a leisurely...
The people of Iowa are trying to kill off the current crop of Republican delegates before they even made it to the primaries. Appearing at various gatherings throughout the state to peddle their political wares, the ranting Righties were assaulted by...
Sofa, Iowa - folks in this river city town were delighted when a consultant suggested a children's museum as a way to draw people away from more popular Iowa tourist destinations. An editorial in the local paper even suggested that the museum cou...
The snake missing from the Bronx Zoo has been found at the site of the Conservative Iowa Caucus! No one can determine how the snake made it from New York to Iowa but speculation is that it somehow boarded an airplane bound for De Moines, possibly ass...
WATERLOO, Iowa - Mr. and Mrs. Franklin Abner Justinpecker of Waterloo were recently paid a visit by the Waterloo Police Department. It seems that their six-year-old boy Tucky has been building an atomic bomb in a backyard shed. Officer Warstone Pr...
Des Moines, Iowa -- In a history-making decision, nearly fifty-five percent of Iowa voters who went to the polls on November 2 voted to remove three Supreme Court justices who ruled with the majority to legalize same-sex marriage in Iowa. The camp...
WATERLOO, Iowa - Lifelong Iowa hog farmer Pervis Diddlydoo told a reporter for The Waterloo Daily Cornshucker that last Tuesday as he was in bed with the Mrs. he heard a rumbling sound. Pervis got up, put on his farming boots, and went outside to...
Due to the annihilation of the Gulf of Mexico's shrimp population by the BP oil catastrophe, creative coastal cooks have turned to vegetarian shrimp as a substitute. "Our city was built on shrimp," said New Orleans chef Martin Mouton. "Well, actu...
WATERLOO, Iowa - Dean Biffersteen, an unemployed graphic designer has designed what he says is a tornado-proof trailer park. Biffersteen was recently terminated at The Tobias Talbot and Second Cousins Graphic Design Agency for allegedly sexually h...
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