The MacDonald triplets, enjoy a walk in the sun and share their World Cup experiences every afternoon. Today, they are all of a flutter after Edgar Davids told Adrian Chiles to start asking some really interesting questions. Enough, with the boring c...
A technical glitch in ITV's coverage of the World Cup match between England and the USA caused everyone watching in High Definition to miss the England goal. As Steven Gerrard was slotting England's first goal of the tournament past the USA goalkeep...
Consternation and pure unbridled rage in parts of the UK tonight, as ITV interrupted England's World Cup Opener against the USA with a Hyundai advert. Missing Steven Gerrard's goal in the process. Studio anchorman Adrian Chiles tried to gloss o...
Beloved television soap Emmerdale has been leaking ratings like a man with a pissing problem. Producers of the show have decided that enough is enough, the show must return to its original title - EMMERDALE FARM. Sex will no longer happen in th...
Gino D'Acampo found himself at the centre of a new scandal yesterday after a rat died on the set of 'Never cooks, Trevor cooks,' the show where two contestants, one who never cooks and the other named Trevor, battle it out in the kitchen to win a yea...
It is a move that has been on the cards since Apple started prefixing all of their products with an 'i', and after protracted negotiations, Apple have finally acquired their own television broadcaster in the UK, the beleaguered iTV. Part of the Ap...
It has been revealed that Loose Women star Denise Welch was accused of conduct unbecoming following a recent night out unaccompanied by hubby Tim Healy, who starred as Dennis in Auf Wiedersehen Pet and played a racist folk singer in Peter Kay's Phoen...
There has been great excitement in the showbusiness world this lunchtime, after main BBC rival, ITV, released details of a new blockbuster show that it intends to schedule into Saturday nights, Britain's Got Swine Flu. The show is a direct reactio...
Jack Duckworth, who is still grieving the loss of his wife Vera since her death early last year, has announced he is expecting a child. He is refusing to name the father, but has confirmed that it is 'someone who lives close by'. It was all somet...
Fern Britton, the overweight This Morning presenter has left the show after a rift with co-presenter, Philip Schofield, over her underwear. Britton, who only last week tipped the scales at a whopping 23 stone, fell into dispute with Schofield over...
Firm Britone, the 'bubbly' TV host and unthinking man's crumpet told ITV bosses that they were to blame for the plight of the independent television channel. Speaking to an audience who were expecting a political rather than media heavyweight, Br...
The new ITV show "Celebrity Food Finders", in which a celebrity has to last a day on food found in bins or the street, is "disgusting" and below even ITV's level, says its chairman. B-lister comedian Joe Pasquale was shown rummaging through dustb...
Just days after announcing a shock move to Peterborough in the wake of the financial crisis that threatens to take them off the air for good, ITV have today revealed their startling new cost-cutting Autumn schedule. In a press conference at a Lit...
ITV, the troubled UK television network company, has announced plans for a new show. The programme will be hosted by Simon Cowell, Jeremy Kyle and Sir Michael Grade, and this panel will view one-minute acts by all 4,500 ITV employees. At the end of...
Today the BBC announced that ITV was on the brink of financial meltdown. News presenters were told to forget about any other news story and just keep reminding viewers that ITV was going down the pan. Head of BBC news, Billy Liar said "This is tr...
ITV bosses have spotted an area of crime drama that they have yet to cover, and are moving quickly to fill the gap. With the rest fo the British Isles covered, from PC Plum in the Shetlands, to Bergerac in the Channel Islands, there is not an area...
The Football Association today contacted ITV and demanded to know how a goal was missed during a recent Premier League match. Their complaint relates to an incident when Amir Zaki missed an open goal in Manchester City's 1-0 win over Wigan on 17th J...
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