Due to a problem with his hearing aid, the French Interior Minister, Monsieur S. Mel Garlique, has banned a host of people with names sounding like burkha. Following a giant international misunderstanding over the traditional black full-body dress...
Sitting in Fat Harry's Cafe in Manchester is an old geezer with a dodgy hearing aid and a whippet wondering what all the fuss is about? Why, oh why, oh why is something as silly as a French hairbrush falling into a drink making the news? Ponders o...
The people of France held many memorials today, to commemorate all the French men that had died valiantly during the 1944 D-Day landings. That soldier, Monsieur Anatole de la Drapeau Blanche, died near Caen, in Normandy, after vainly trying to eat...
Following the French blockade of channel ports in protest over something or other, reports are coming to light that an English based writer for a popular spoof website which can't be named here for legal reasons, joined in a protest march in Paris so...
In an amazing escalation of its threat to pull out of the G20 Summit, the French government have now threatened to also pull out of France itself. President Tsar Nicolas Sarkozy was quoted as saying "If France does not improve we will be on the fi...
Millions of workers across France were on strike again today, to protest against what one union leader called 'the government taking professional economic advice, and using tried and tested methods to deal with the current situation in France. This m...
In breaking news, the French Association of Haute Cuisine Chefs has formally announced a vehement denunciation of UK celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay and added an unprecedented order to all French members to attack the foul mouthed British cook on sight.
France, tired of taking all the crap that it has gotten from the U.S. has retaliated by taking back the Statue of Liberty, once a gift from them. Ever since Bush started the Iraqi war and called them wusses for not helping out, French opinion of her...
The newly appointed Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has reportedly slapped the French President's wife Carla Bruni Sarkozy last night in New York. They were attending a fund raising dinner held in the aid of procrastinator's around the world wh...
Scientists working on a study in France have discovered that pigs in their experiments were not just making grunting sounds, but were actually speaking a little-used dialect from the area where they live! The extensive study, to examine the scient...
Confusion reigned at the Emirates Stadium this morning after it was announced that Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger had walked out of the club just hours before the Gunners' biggest Premier League game of the season so far, against Hull City at the KC Stad...
Mont Penis Blanc, France - A recent survey of tubers worldwide has concluded there are considerable regional differences in the length of spuds. The study was conducted by the German Institute of Stem Research. Dr Willie Limp, chief investigator e...
Paris/ Reuters - Never shy in putting themselves "First Amongst Equals", a recent self administered study indicates that French males measured up bigger than the rest of their EU mates in stiff competition for Penile bragging rights! The self adm...
Following the prestigious International Wine Tasting competition held in Bordeaux, France this last week, a formerly unrecognized segment of wine industry workers was featured at the event. While vintners typically take all the credit for an award w...
John Prescott, the former shadow boxing minister for Northern Affairs, has declared his intention to take up jogging in a bid to become this year's 2012 Olympic mascot, sponsored by cheese manufacturer, President. They confirm they have come unde...
In Paris today, President George W Bush made an impressive speech in French to a packed audience. 'Mesdames et monsieurs', he began. 'Mais oui, c'est moi, le gaffeur! Le lunch etait bon, les legs du froggies superbes, et le vin magnificique. Le Pr...
ASDA, the family friendly front for the multi-racist and bigoted American dictators; WALMART have offended the French by selling FROGS with their French salads. In a bizarre, almost nonchalant statement, ASDA said the new range of French salads we...
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