Sitting in Fat Harry's Cafe in Manchester is an old geezer with a dodgy hearing aid and a whippet wondering what all the fuss is about?
Why, oh why, oh why is something as silly as a French hairbrush falling into a drink making the news? Ponders old Bobby Barton from Salford.
Bobby's whippet Nobby lifts his head & puts it down again as if making an effort to listen to the old geezer rambling on about the modern world.
I don't know Nobby, the world's gone mad mutters Bobby before slurping his tea from his saucer.
"What ever will happen next"? I'm half expecting some comedian to tell me that "Burnley are in the same league as United" laughed Bobby to himself blissfully unaware of the irony of his thoughts.