Downing Street is in a flap as it cannot find the traditional Homburg hat for the Prime Minister's visit to the German Chancellery on Friday. For the traditional exchange of gifts when leaders meet, Cameron has chosen a boxed set of ''Alo 'Alo,' a...
After literally days of fighting, Italy have finally chosen a leader to replace outgoing randy prime minister Toni Berlusconi. Mario Monti is a snake-like character, who admits he is no 'adder', but is leaving the economic mathematics to his advis...
Euro leaders are to decide if they should cancel Christmas or not. The state of the economy looks like it may be a yes. "The Italian Prime Minister always buys the Greek Prime Minister a Christmas present and so the other way round but this year i...
As a response to the escalating finance crisis in the European Union, Germany and France have declared war on each other. "It's the only thing we can think of," said German Chancellor, and now Fuhrer Angela Merkel. "We've tried everything else, so...
Banking Think Tank Pourous (known to friends as 'Poor Us') has come up with a plan to save Europe from economic meltdown. The idea is that for each country China saves from defaulting they will receive one of the famous Barclays Piggy Banks. After...
With the continuation of the financial crisis, it is possible that more countries will require bail-outs. Greece, Portugal and Ireland have already been bailed out, but Spain and Italy may join them, and they would be much more expensive to bail out.
As stocks and shares are not being shared any longer European finance ministers are seeking ways to put a plug in the Euro Sink. Our exclusive information is that 'Bathroom Brown' - renowned for cracking sinks (and a few heads) is being called in...
BONN, Germany, 15 August - The Amsterdam-based Institute for Electoral Awareness, a global elections clearinghouse, released the shocking results of a new study today, indicating that Europeans care far less about how the Electoral College works...
Many Brits. are deciding to spend their summer holidays 'at home' as a result of the increasing prices in European countries for even the basics like food, beer and vodka. After pricing out a two week holiday in Spain, British couple, Nora and Pet...
Not many people know the difference between the European Council, the Council of Europe and the Council of the European Union, let alone care. These unelected organisations wield a large amount of power throughout the EU and often conduct surveys abo...
The vomiting, diarrhoea and (in rare cases) death epidemic that spread rapidly across Germany has been seen in countries as far away as Austria and France, with unconfirmed reports coming out of Belgium and Holland. Scientists are still baffled as...
This weekend, the European Bank will hold auditions to decide which countries will receive a bailout in the coming year. Countries will be judged on their success at maintaining a low deficit, GDP, melody and shaggability. Germany is hosting the a...
Scottish MEP's have set aside party politics to formally apply for two well known Scottish products to be given protected status in the European Union. The cross party group of MEP's have applied for Protected Food Name Status for Coatbridge Chip...
Marine Le Pen, leader of the far right National Front in France has offered to step aside so that David Cameron can take over to usher in the New Europe in which all multiculturalism is cleansed from the map. 'I must congratulate Cameron on his st...
There is trouble brewing at a host of inventors premises throughout the UK and the rest of Europe following a directive by the expense claimers, er, Eurocrats of Brussels, The Hague, Luxembourg and parts of Cleethorpes (closed Wednesdays). Profess...
Ireland's newly appointed Prime Minister has taken the financial world by surprise by leaving the Eurozone and turning to the £ as the basis of its currency. 'The IMF can stuff their exorbitant rates of interest. If we go bankrupt we will shake up...
All of Europe are throwing their arms up in protest, we can reveal exclusively, following the EU's brand new decision to change the European Anthem. Formally something nice and classical, EU chiefs have decided that this kind of music was getting...
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