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Funny story: Clint Eastwood, Robert Pattinson, and Selena Gomez To Star In The Comedy Western "The Sockaroo Buckaroos"

Clint Eastwood, Robert Pattinson, and Selena Gomez To Star In The Comedy Western "The Sockaroo Buckaroos"

HOLLYWOOD - Clint Eastwood who first became nationally known starring as Rowdy Yates on the 1950s television western Rawhide has just announced that he will be directing Robert Pattinson and Selena Gomez in the new Old West western from TouchRock Pic...

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Funny story: Dirty Harry Potter Photo Disappoints Fans

Dirty Harry Potter Photo Disappoints Fans

Internet surfers looking for interesting photos of their favorite celebrities are crying foul today over a photo entitled "Dirty Harry Potter," saying that the title is deceiving. Potters fans were expecting to see dirty photos of Daniel Radcliff...

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Funny story: New U.S. National Security Strategy revealed: a Fleet of Drones and an Army of Clint Eastwood Clones

New U.S. National Security Strategy revealed: a Fleet of Drones and an Army of Clint Eastwood Clones

(Sector 20301) - America's newest National Security Strategy has been revealed to consist of a fleet of unmanned aerial vehicles backed up by an army of Clint Eastwood clones. Vice President Joe Biden has called the strategy "pure genius", hailing...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood Reveals Why He Turned Down The Role of James Bond

Clint Eastwood Reveals Why He Turned Down The Role of James Bond

HOLLYWOOD - Clint Eastwood, the man who made Dirty Harry a household name and was the American who pioneered spaghetti westerns revealed that many years ago he was offered the role of James Bond. Eastwood said that his hair stylist, his manager, a...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood Is Sick - Of Himself

Clint Eastwood Is Sick - Of Himself

Dirty Harry star Clint Eastwood is living a double life confessing despite excepting movie roles, he has "become tired" of seeing himself on the big screen. His admission comes after turning 80 saying he would rather stay behind camera's and allow...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood In Bollywood Film Gives New Meaning To "Cowboys and Indians"

Clint Eastwood In Bollywood Film Gives New Meaning To "Cowboys and Indians"

The recently announced Bollywood movie starring Clint Eastwood and Sam Elliot has given new meaning to the term "Cowboys and Indians." The two film stars, most famous for their hard hitting westerns (Unforgiven, Pale Rider, The Good, the Bad, and th...

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Funny story: Moustache Stan's in Pakistan reveal Mustachio connection in Clint Eastwood Kidnap Oldham Chapatti Curry Shocker.

Moustache Stan's in Pakistan reveal Mustachio connection in Clint Eastwood Kidnap Oldham Chapatti Curry Shocker.

It was a proud day for BBC London News, as they repeatedly reported on the fruitless news story of the 'inside Job' of the kidnapped Oldham boy, Suneel Hassaq. British born Oldham child citizen Suneel , who was kidnapped by his father's broth...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood Gets Off High Horse, Asks "Who Gave My Palamino Marijuana?"

Clint Eastwood Gets Off High Horse, Asks "Who Gave My Palamino Marijuana?"

Clint Eastwood is upset and thinks that the legalization of drugs in California has gone too far. After throwing a temper tantrum on the subject for twenty minutes, he got off of his high horse and asked "...and just who the Hell gave my palamino ma...

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Funny story: Matt Damon Still a Boston "Southy" in South Africa Film

Matt Damon Still a Boston "Southy" in South Africa Film

Jumping at the chance to work with Clint Eastwood and without even reading the script, Matt Damon's Boston "South End" accent shines through during his performance in "Invictus". Reportedly assuming that Eastwood's effort would be a western, Damo...

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Funny story: Salma Hayek and Antonio Banderas Star In "Sinko de Mayo"

Salma Hayek and Antonio Banderas Star In "Sinko de Mayo"

HOLLYWOOD - The much-awaited movie Sinko de Mayo has opened in East Los Angeles on Cinco de Mayo (May 5). The movie stars Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek. Banderas portrays a New Jersey mafioso, Alfredo "Parmesan Freddie" Gorgonzola who hides $1...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood is Stan Laurel's son - truth revealed at last!

Clint Eastwood is Stan Laurel's son - truth revealed at last!

Eddie Large has seen his career revitalised with the overnight success of singer Susan Boyle - many people are claiming they are one and the same- at the most and at the least identical, fraternal twins. Clint Eastwood 53, has also been dogged by...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood To Star In The Good, The Bad, The Ugly, And The Slow

Clint Eastwood To Star In The Good, The Bad, The Ugly, And The Slow

SAN FRANCISCO - Actor, producer, director, and Hollywood icon, Clint Eastwood will begin filming his next movie, a western in mid March. The film, a sequel to his 1966 hit is entitled, The Good, The Bad, The Ugly, And The Slow. Eastwood who is...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood Turned Down VP?

Clint Eastwood Turned Down VP?

Rumors persist in Hollywood that Clint Eastwood turned down an offer by John McCain to run as VP in the recent presidential election. "Too many grown-up punks in congress", Clint allegedly told McCain. "If I shot one of them in the face, it'd be f...

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Funny story: Eastwood Straps on Leather for New Western

Eastwood Straps on Leather for New Western

Set in modern day Los Angeles, the story centers around a retired cow puncher and open range cowboy who struggles with Alzheimer's disease. Living in a retirement community near the gangland areas of East L.A., the lead character, Elmer 'Bucky' Chap...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood To Appear In Prison Break

Clint Eastwood To Appear In Prison Break

Hollywood legend Clint Eastwood is set to make a TV appearance in popular show Prison Break.

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Funny story: Prison Break star wins Squinting Contest

Prison Break star wins Squinting Contest

Prison Break star Wentworth Miller has beaten off rival Clint Eastwood in a live televised squinting contest watched by millions.

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood Takes Home a NAGDA

Clint Eastwood Takes Home a NAGDA

HOLLYWOOD, California (Nielsen Media Research) - Actor/composer/director/producer Clint Eastwood was presented with a lifetime achievement award last evening at a black tie event attended by hundreds of the motion picture industry's most notable...

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