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Funny story: Simon Cowell Calls Lou Reed's Refusal To Let Susan Boyle Sing His Song Simply A Sad, Sad Case of Sour Grapes

Simon Cowell Calls Lou Reed's Refusal To Let Susan Boyle Sing His Song Simply A Sad, Sad Case of Sour Grapes

LONDON - Simon Cowell has spoken out against Lou Reed's refusal to let Susan Boyle, aka SuBo, sing the song "Perfect Day" which he wrote back in 1972. Miss Boyle, the sensational songstress from Scotland was supposed to have sung the song on Ameri...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Denied Permission To Sing Lou Reed's Song "Perfect Day" Proving Reed Is Nothing But A Low-Life, Washed Up, Has-Been

Susan Boyle Denied Permission To Sing Lou Reed's Song "Perfect Day" Proving Reed Is Nothing But A Low-Life, Washed Up, Has-Been

HOLLYWOOD - Susan Boyle was all set to sing the song "Perfect Day" on America's Got Talent, and all of a sudden out of the blue she was derailed by the song's writer. It seems that the author of the song, someone named Lou Reed just does not like...

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Funny story: And It's Down To 4 Acts On America's Got Talent: Prince Poppycock, Jackie Evancho, Michael Grimm, and Fighting Gravity

And It's Down To 4 Acts On America's Got Talent: Prince Poppycock, Jackie Evancho, Michael Grimm, and Fighting Gravity

HOLLYWOOD - Well it has finally come down to the "Final Four." And unlike the NCAA Basketball Finals, there is not a basketball in sight. What we do have is a sensational little ten-year-old girl, Jackie Evancho; a porcelain makeup opera singer, P...

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Funny story: America's Got Talent's Ten-Year-Old Jackie Evancho Says "Please Do Not Compare Me To Those Two Lip Syncers Britney Spears and Ashlee Simpson"

America's Got Talent's Ten-Year-Old Jackie Evancho Says "Please Do Not Compare Me To Those Two Lip Syncers Britney Spears and Ashlee Simpson"

PITTSBURGH - Little ten-year-old America's Got Talent singing sensation Jackie Evancho, said that she is thrilled that everyone absolutely loves her. She said that the only thing that disappointed her was that a lot of people actually thought that...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin to Appear on America's Got Talent

Bristol Palin to Appear on America's Got Talent

WASSILLA, AK - Bristol Palin, daughter of Sarah Palin, announced today that she would be appearing as a contestant on next season's America's Got Talent. Ms. Palin did not say what her talent-act will be, although rumors abound: EKKK! Online re...

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Funny story: America's Got Talent's Prince Poppycock Says He Has Fallen In Love With Adam Lambert

America's Got Talent's Prince Poppycock Says He Has Fallen In Love With Adam Lambert

HOLLYWOOD - The infamously flamboyant Prince Poppycock has confessed to America's Got Talent Host Nick "The Pixie Stick" Cannon that he has developed a crush on Adam Lambert. When asked by Cannon what it is about Lambert that he finds attractive,...

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Funny story: Sexy Singer Kylie Minogue Wins Over The America's Got Talent Audience

Sexy Singer Kylie Minogue Wins Over The America's Got Talent Audience

HOLLYWOOD - As America's Got Talent Host Nick "The Pogo Stick" Cannon watched from off stage he knew that the Australian singing guest Kylie Minogue would be a hit. And judging from the reaction of the studio audience as well as from the three jud...

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Funny story: America's Got Talent: Prince Poppycock Performs Dressed As A Sailor, and Little Anna and Patryk Burn Up The Dance Floor

America's Got Talent: Prince Poppycock Performs Dressed As A Sailor, and Little Anna and Patryk Burn Up The Dance Floor

HOLLYWOOD - America's Got Talent Host Nick "The Yardstick" Cannon said that the competition is really heating up. The lucky man who is married to the extremely talented and sexy Mariah Carey said that two of the top acts are Prince Poppycock (PP)...

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Funny story: Bikini-Clad LeAnn Rimes Performs An R-Rated Dance Routine On America's Got Talent

Bikini-Clad LeAnn Rimes Performs An R-Rated Dance Routine On America's Got Talent

HOLLYWOOD - The host of America's Got Talent Nick "The Yardstick" Cannon could barely contain his joy and jubilation as he watched 28-year-old LeAnn Rimes jump, and spin, and twist, and glide all over the AGT stage in a navy blue and red bikini swims...

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Funny story: Two of America's Top Lip Synchers Britney Spears and Ashlee Simpson Say Jackie Evancho of America's Got Talent Is Not Lip Syncing

Two of America's Top Lip Synchers Britney Spears and Ashlee Simpson Say Jackie Evancho of America's Got Talent Is Not Lip Syncing

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Britney Spears and Ashlee Simpson, who are two of the most famous lip syncers in the nation, both agree that little 10-year-old Jackie Evancho of America's Got Talent is really singing and not lip syncing as millions of nationwide v...

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Funny story: America's Got Talent: Ten-Year-Old Jackie Evancho Is The New Favorite To Win AGT's $1 Million First Prize

America's Got Talent: Ten-Year-Old Jackie Evancho Is The New Favorite To Win AGT's $1 Million First Prize

HOLLYWOOD - America's Got Talent host Nick "The Swizzle Stick" Cannon remarked that everyone can forget about the flaming pizza twirlers, the sword swallower's, the yodeling hillbilly woman, the dozens of dancing acts, and focus on one little 10-yea...

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Funny story: Young 10-Year Old Lip Synchs Perfectly to SuBo on America's Got Talent

Young 10-Year Old Lip Synchs Perfectly to SuBo on America's Got Talent

A young 10-year old by the name of Jackie Evancho has made it into the semi-finals of the YouTube challenge on America's Got Talent. Her lip-synched rendition of Puccini's O Mio Babbino Caro performed by Susan Boyle was the best anyone has ever seen...

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Funny story: Jesse James and Mel Gibson Both Agree That They Would Like To Pop Prince Poppycock

Jesse James and Mel Gibson Both Agree That They Would Like To Pop Prince Poppycock

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Noted he-men Jesse "Dick With Feet" James and Mel "From Hell" Gibson were both asked what they thought about America's Got Talent opera singing transvestite Prince Poppycock. James said that he/she sure is pretty and one of the mo...

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Funny story: America's Got Talent: Prince Poppycock and Murray The Magician Make It - Doogie Horner and Mary Ellen Head On Back Home

America's Got Talent: Prince Poppycock and Murray The Magician Make It - Doogie Horner and Mary Ellen Head On Back Home

HOLLYWOOD - The America's Got Talent Judges, Piers "The British Bloke" Morgan, Sharon "Sniffles" Osbourne, and Howie "The Germophobic" Mandel are getting better at picking the contestants who will be moving on in the AGT competition. All three tol...

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Funny story: America's Got Talent: The Denver Belly Dancers, Kaya and Sadie Told To Pack Their Bags...Ahh Suitcases And Go On Back Home

America's Got Talent: The Denver Belly Dancers, Kaya and Sadie Told To Pack Their Bags...Ahh Suitcases And Go On Back Home

HOLLYWOOD - In what Nick "The Stick" Cannon called one of the biggest surprises in the two years that he has been hosting America's Got Talent, the Denver belly dancing duo of Kaya and Sadie were sent home by the judges. Piers Morgan said that alt...

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Funny story: America's Got Talent: Piers Morgan Explains Why The Little 11-Year-Old White Rapper From Dallas Got Sent Back Home

America's Got Talent: Piers Morgan Explains Why The Little 11-Year-Old White Rapper From Dallas Got Sent Back Home

HOLLYWOOD - Two thirds of the America's Got Talent Judges were born in England. Sharon Osbourne, 52, was born in Brixton, London and Piers Morgan, 48, was born in Guildford Surrey. The dapper Piers Morgan, who many say has been picked to replace t...

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Funny story: America's Got Talent: Haspop, C.J. Dippa, and The Kayla and Sadie Belly Dancing Duo Look Good

America's Got Talent: Haspop, C.J. Dippa, and The Kayla and Sadie Belly Dancing Duo Look Good

HOLLYWOOD - The host of America's Got Talent Nick "The Stick" Cannon said that the acts keep getting better and better. Eleven year old rapper C.J. Dippa showed the audience and the judges that he can rap with the best of them. And the amazing th...

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