Greater Manchester Police arrested three men in Lancashire today, when they discovered that the trio wanted to kill ex-PM Tony Blair and present incumbent Gordon Brown. Two of the arrests were made at Manchester Airport and the other in Accrington...
While studying neuroscience at Brandeis University and later at MIT it turns out that I dated a suicide bomber. On a cool October night in New England I stopped off at the MIT library for a late night research session. The neuro section was totally crowded and so I took my books and articles to the nearby self-explosives area of the physics stacks. In a moment of inattention between synapse...
The leaders of Al Queda, Hamas, Hezbollah and the Leona Lewis Fan Club have shown unusual co-operation by issuing a joint statement to their respective fanatics and murderers. From 1st September, all car bombs used by suicide and homicide bombers...
Radovan Karadzic the killer of 8,000 Moslems is a terrible man. He should be given to a Moslem government country for them to decide how he should die.
There were terrifying scenes of pandemonium this morning at a local Jobcentre Plus office when staff and frantic 'customers' realised that one of the jobs on the Visual Display Jobpoints was genuine.
France is in mourning today after an emergency response team shot dead four teenagers they mistook to be terrorists.
The round up of war criminals hasn't been this busy since the Nuremberg trials. Radovan Karadzic will finally stand trial for his horrendous acts of genocide and massacre. The Serbian former dictator was on the run for 12 years but now his days a...
The Saudi Sunni Wahhabi Muslim, CIA & MI5 funded by and established by terrorist organisation known as Al Qaeda, today celebrated the arrest of Rodovan Kardzic.
For the last seven years, the name Osama Bin Laden has been cast about the average American household like a pair of 3 week old gym socks. The only thing that all of these thousands of conversations have in common is that no one has yet found Osama...
A former Lieutenant in the Taliban, recently released after serving five years in prison, has opened a new local eatery. The Taliban Pizza Man offers dine-in, take-out, and delivery service from it's new location on Main Street (just south of th...
Big Brother introduced three new housemates last night, all of them female, but none was as glamorous or 'interesting' as Maysoon, a 28-year-old model, who speaks Arabic, which is worrying.
The U.S. Department of Homeland Security has determined that Middle-Eastern terrorist and other terrorist organizations are acquiring intelligence through secret codes written by spoof writer NickFun on the popular web site TheSpoof.com.
A former Vicar from Grimsby is taking Arab terrorist organisation Al-Qaeda to the European Court of Human Rights.
With the promise of 72 virgins for each Martyr to Islam, the god, Allah, has seemingly got his sums mixed up. It is rumoured that at such a rate, the amount of pure and chaste ladies in stock will run out by...
A former cottager in Avon, William Shakespeare, today won his appeal against a 9 month prison sentence, for writing iffy poems likely to make Lord Chief Justices burst into tears.
Albert Twaddle, the man who found the missing government al-Qaeda dossier and delivered it by hand to Taliban forces in Afghanistan, has been arrested by police and charged with various offences under the Prevention of Terror...
A senior civil servant was reportedly dumbfounded to discover a large number of highly-classified documents in her office document safe, where they should be. The government employee, Janice Place, told the BBC that it was "highly unusual" to find...
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