MEXICO, Federal District. The first American trucks will begin crossing the border, confirming deeply held fears in Mexico that Mexican sovereignty has been lost.
The country of Morocco is still suffering under the strain of the Moroccan pig crisis. The crisis has been going on now for over six weeks and there is no sight if respite from this deadly pig crisis.
New York, New York - The latest to jump on the treadmill of dieting books that Americans just cannot seem to get enough of these days, J.K. Rowling has surprised everyone with her recent announcement that she has sent her latest completed literary wo...
Senators in America have agreed with a 90% majority to remove the letter U from the Alphabet. They said in a statement released to the press...
London, England - Bush administration officials finally released a comment regarding the massive flooding in central England this summer, blaming it not on the increasing signs all pointing to global warming but glaciers attempting to illegally immig...
The voting is over, all the ballots have been counted, and a winner has been selected for the 2007 season of America's got talent. Show judge, actor, and singer David Hasselhoff revealed the results at a publicity party in Los Angeles before the...
Pearl Harbor - The United States of America was today addressed by President Bush, "Today the United States is facing an attack by the Imperial Islamic Navy of Iran. We have reached our rendevous with destiny. After consulting with the Congress...
A current United States president, speaking under the conditions of anonymity, told our people today that he and senior oval office staff are looking into the possibilities that several long-standing treaties and agreements with numerous European nat...
A time traveler from 2008 has video evidence that Ron Paul will become the next president when America goes to the polls in 2008.
Due to the rather embarrassing fact, that our country's blatant disregard for the environment, nearly drove our country's national bird, the Bald Eagle, to extinction, there are now more ostriches living in captivity in zoos, in America, tha...
Britney Spears' bodyguard is facing a battery charge after allegedly 'battling' with photographers who were trying to take pictures of the singer's vagina.
New British Prime Minister Gordon Brown leaves London Sunday for an historic first official meeting with United States President George W. Bush. The two will have talks at Camp David, the official presidential retreat in the mountains.
BOSTON, Massachusetts (Rooters) -- A federal judge Thursday ordered the government to pay more than $1.00 in the case of four men who spent decades in prison for a 1965 charge of stealing a block of cheese after the FBI withheld evidence of their in...
According to White House sources, President George W. Bush has begun a campaign to destroy the U.S. economy in order to combat illegal immigration and terrorism.
Beijing: Reports confirm today that united states of America are no longer the G.D.P capital of the world as they have been surpassed by China and experts believe that soon would be surpassed by India who now sit comfortable in third...
The fierce, independent American bald eagle may be replaced as the national symbol of the United States. The new U.S. symbol? It may be a chicken.
(Washington) - With the complete failure of Congress and the president to pass immigration reform, the U.S. is forced to change its currency to accommodate the crisis.
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