London - He's taking no chances after Saturday's Epsom Salts - er...Derby! - fiasco that saw talking whorse Carlton House strip punch-drunk Brits of £25million in failed bets. This coming weekend silly self-publicist/mug punter Prince William aims...
Queen Elizabeth found herself in a bit of a pickle when she heard about the tainted cucumbers. Everyone, who is everyone, knows that the Garden Parties held at the Palace have tiny triangular cucumber sandwiches, crusts removed, as the 'hub' of...
Buckingham Palace sources have revealed that the Queen and other senior members of the Royal household have expressed concerns that the Duchess of Windsor may have a death wish. Such is the level of concern, its expected that a personal counsellor...
London - A rogue killer cucumber is the prime suspect behind the sudden tragic death of Murphy, an army parade horse. The beast was taking part in a Royal Gun Salute when it tripped over a 'mystery object' in London's Hyde Park. Within seconds...
Epsom - The Queen's runner Carlton House is whors de combat tonight ahead of shifting starry patterns before the big race. Antepost punters were already wary this morning as news of its sprained ankle took the market by storm. Now the rapidly c...
London - There's a zero chance that Wednesday's apocalyptic eclipse will see the Queen drop dead from sudden-onset terminal flatulence, a Palace blogger posted today. "Yeah, it's much likelier to be cucumber sandwich poisoning," royal kitchens sou...
London - Astrological glyphs for a sun/moon occultation have sprung up, crop circle-like, on Carlton House Terrace lawns ahead of Wednesday's Gemini solar eclipse. The 11 degrees Gemini phenomenon occurs at the best possible angle to the the plane...
London - Someone rifled through HM's drawers and made off with dozens of pairs of Bridget Jones-style undies, a Palace footman revealed today. Also missing from the royal inventory are two dozen George III silver teaspoons, an Ormolu candelabra in...
Still reeling from the recent visits of Queen Elizabeth II as well as U.S. President Barack Obama, Irish folks are exhausted and desperately need a respite. The visits were lovely while they lasted but thankfully they are now over. Finito! Ev...
Adding just a touch of embarrassment to President Obama's visit to Buckingham Palace, the visiting Presidential couple was made to wait before retiring for the evening, while the bed frame was replaced in what had been the Honeymoon Suite for William...
Following his flawed toast to the Queen of England following his nostalgic revisiting of his roots in Ireland, President O'bama continued his clueless knowledge of International Protocol by presenting Her Majesty with a gift wrapped case of CFL's f...
London - Hailing the 'enduring bombs' between our two countries the US President called the Queen royal 'toast'. "Your majesty's a living witness to our lyings...alliance!" Obama droned on. "And a cheap sauce of Brazilians - er...chief source of our resilience! "Hic." The Queen just sat there fidgeting in her royal banquet seat, the lamb en croute aux oignons verts repeating on her e...
London - Scrounging royal benefit impostors Kate Fiddleton and Wee Willy Wales are off the VIP list for tonight's state banquet shindig. Tony Blair's bastard son by JK Rowling and Cherie Booth's daughter by Bill Clinton are personae non grata at t...
Former Big Brother star Imogen Thomas is apparently all set to meet President Obama and the Queen at Buckingham Palace this tea time for tea and custard creams on the Palace lawn. Apparently, the President and the Queen were scanning this morning'...
President Barrack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama are due to arrive in London on Tuesday for a state visit that is to last three days. They are to stay as guests of Her Majesty the Queen at Buckingham Palace. Prince Philip, however, will be unava...
LONDON - The new Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, better known as Prince William and Princess Kate, aka Wills and Kate, have ended their 10-day honeymoon in the Republic of the Seychelles. The Royal couple spent their honeymoon on the North Island a...
Following on from the Royal visit to Ireland, Buckingham Palace has announced a number of protocols in relation to future visits by H M The Queen. The chief lady in waiting, Lady Huriup-Imlate, said, that from now on, people who meet Her Majesty: 1. Must not touch Her Majesty, even for "some small change for a cup of tea" and should certainly never try to sell her a copy of 'The Big Issue'...
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