Judge Retort again with an exclusive White House press conference: The Judge: "Mr. President! Mr. President! Rumor has it that yesterday's meeting between you, the Speaker of the House, and top lawmakers discussing if the BAILOUT can work, was contentious!" The Pres: "Naw, it wasn't cont.. con.. co.. it wasn't uppity at all! I brought only one pistol and even made my secret service fel...
Just over 1 week ago… PRESIDENT: "Dagnabbit, Henry, you beat me again - you've been beating me all night!" TREASURY SECRETARY: "Mr. President, you're just too much of a risk taker." PRESIDENT: "It's a Texas thing… What's the pot up to? I'm cashing out for the night." TREASURY SECRETARY: "(chuckles) You owe me - let's see…" (sound of calculator) "Mr. President, you owe me $700 b...
Washington DC - The Blessed Virgin Mary appeared suddenly today at high noon outside the White House. The Queen of Heaven appeared as a descending golden ball of light, surrounded by white doves and singing angels. Crowds of people gathered around!...
New York, New York - Thousands of employees in New York City's finacial district woke up this morning to find that their buildings in which they work had been moved to the front lawn of the White House. House movers relocated the entire financial dis...
Washington, D.C. - There was frenzied speculation inside the Beltway yesterday after it was revealed that President Bush had ordered all of the White House locks changed. A spokesperson for the White House said that this was nothing more than a regul...
Washington, DC - Meeting with Iran for direct talks, pledging to shore up Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac with liquidity to stabilize the failing mortgage market and now agreeing to a time line on U.S. troop withdrawal from Iraq, Bush's extreme White Hous...
Washington DC-- The housing crisis claimed its most famous victim today; the White House is in foreclosure. The national landmark has been home to presidents since John Adams. No one ever thought to pay the mortgage. Finance charges and delinquent pa...
Washington, D.C. - Surprising new poll numbers show George Bush has a 95% approval rating, up some seventy points from previous polls. These numbers fly in the face of numerous nationally recognized polls that have placed Mr. Bush at historically low...
Washington DC, June 11, 2008: An old beat up audio tape recording has been found under the carpet in the oval office of the White House. The tape had been there since November 2000 but was constantly overlooked, as the current occupant spends most of his time in Dick Cheney's office. The recorded conversation is between President Clinton and Vice President Gore discussing the upcoming preside...
(Washington, D.C.) Senator Hillary Clinton, who will tell anyone who will listen and even those who won't that she won the popular primary vote, confirmed she will suspend her campaign for President Saturday, "but I didn'...
Today the White House was suddenly converted into a mental asylum for seriously disturbed but also rich patients.
George W. Bush's staff was quick to respond to the upcoming publication of "What Happened: Inside the Bush White House and Washington's Culture of Deception", a memoir by former White House press secretary Scott McC...
Scott McClellan, one-time Press Secretary to President Bush, has just released a book, 'What Happened.'...
Fresh off his giddy success on Saturday Night Live and late night talk shows over the past two weeks, Republican Presidential Nominee John McCain announced he is leaving politics for show business.
This morning the White House was reported to have been attacked by an army of squirrels. Five thousand of them descended upon the great lawn.
George Bush today criticised a journalist for asking him a question that he did not have a scripted answer for.
Democratic Presidential Hillary Clinton has already begun making plans for her occupation of the White House, long before even receiving her party's nomination for the presidency or the general election.
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