Recent Poker Game at the White House

Funny story written by Judge Retort

Thursday, 2 October 2008

Just over 1 week ago…

PRESIDENT: "Dagnabbit, Henry, you beat me again - you've been beating me all night!"

TREASURY SECRETARY: "Mr. President, you're just too much of a risk taker."

PRESIDENT: "It's a Texas thing… What's the pot up to? I'm cashing out for the night."

TREASURY SECRETARY: "(chuckles) You owe me - let's see…" (sound of calculator) "Mr. President, you owe me $700 billion. And I don't accept IOU's."

PRESIDENT: "I know you don't, you ol' sidewinder! Now just where am I gonna get a'hold of $700 billion in only one week……."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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