Downing Street, London - (Associated Mess): In the latest policy revamp of his beleagured administration, Prime Monster Tony Blair told UK TV show Blue Peter that Downing Street was like an addiction to crack cocaine and that quitting it was just as...
London, UK - (Associated Mess): Impressed by the success of the novel way in which traditional Sunday collection plates at US churches and places of worship have been replaced by the Jesus ATMs, UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has decided to by-pass th...
Tony Blair has confirmed that he will step down as prime minister of Great Britain as soon as the seventh and final series of his all time favourite sitcom, The Golden Girls, is released on DVD.
In a cork tight spot, Tony Blair recognized his need for an extreme makeover and taking a giant step back into a state of grace with the Labor Party and voting public. Enjoying an afternoon of viewing Monty Python reruns, Blair became besotted with t...
Brighton, West Sussex - (Associated Mess): An angry Trades Union Congress annual conference has told Tony Blair that his wife Cherie is a major embarrassment and that the brutal truth must be told to stop her publishing any more of the couple's...
London - (Associated Mess): Official: the war for Hearts 'N' Minds began in the UK with the downgrade of the cannabis legal classification which Tony Blair saw as essential for bankrolling Iraqi war costs through the 2003 imposition of studen...
In a move that has completely stunned the nation, UK Prime Minister Tony Blair has resigned and walked across the floor of the House of Commons to join the Conservative Party.
Tony Blair revealed in a press conference today the surprising reasons why he kept David Blunkett in government after his recent scandals.
Long Beach, California - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): In scenes of unprecedented desperation PM Tony Blair has sold the film rights of his as yet unwritten autobiography to a Hollywood consortium headed by Arnold Schwarzebugger (sic) after the Vati...
St. Petersburg - Following President Bush's timely use of the "sh*t" word in discussing international strategy with Tony Blair, Christian fundamentalists announced a new campaign to promote profanity to get the job done.
London - (AssoCIAted Mess): "Yes, we're like brothers", said Tony Blair as he defended Michael Levy - his No 1 WMD fantasist, personal bagman and co-author of the biggest conspiracy to pervert the course of justice since General Pinoch...
London - (Associated Mess): In a robust defence of his inimicable leadership style a frantic Tony Blair lashed out at critics in Parliament today disputing widely accepted DNA police evidence that he is a direct descendant of war criminals hired by...
London - (Associated Mess): The UK civil aviation industry has announced that it is going to club together and buy Prime Monster Tony Blair his very own aircraft. The news comes after Cherie Blair's accountant advised there were buckets of cash...
Tony Blair today reshuffled his cabinet in an unprecedented shake-up described by one seasoned observer as "akin to the mopping-up of bloody tears using the lank hair of a month-old corpse". Former ghost Iain Duncan-Smith, clearly rattled b...
Tony Blair has decided to resign as Prime Minister and will be taking over the duties of director and manager at the newly refurbished Sainsbury Market on Oxford Street; adding that the lucrative salary and immediate store discounts made his speedy d...
No 10 Downing Street, London SW1- (Associated Mess): The Prime Monster's official spokesman reacted swiftly this morning following reports that Tony Blair and Pope Joseph Ratzinger had reached agreement on the exact timing of the Second Coming,...
Last week in Washington, Tony Blair met President George Bush to endorse the launch of the President's memoirs in a bid to recapture flagging polls. Tony Blair told an expectant audience that his son Leo helped out America's President...
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