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Funny story: George Lucas: 'Episode Zero, let's ROLL with it!'

George Lucas: 'Episode Zero, let's ROLL with it!'

Star Wars fans are ecstatic after the announcement that George Lucas, apparently bored with nothing to do but count money is now hard at work filming Star Wars Episode Zero, Return of Jar Jar Binks". Lucas spoke with reporters during film...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton Confesses

Bill Clinton Confesses

Somewhere in political heaven-Bubba Bill Clinton finally admits he has a thing for "babes," particularly women willing to play his political thingie for free money, free love, freebies and free Willie, not necessarily in that order, but necessary in...

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Funny story: Pfizer Earnings Up 1177% on Sudafed Sales to Methamphetamine Labs

Pfizer Earnings Up 1177% on Sudafed Sales to Methamphetamine Labs

New York -- Think Pfizer has made some decent money peddling Viagra? Ever thought about about Sudafed? Men with ED may purchase a dozen or so Viagra tablets a month, but "chemists" cooking up a batch of methamphetamine will often buy thou...

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Funny story: Ralph Reed Pushes for Gambling in Churches

Ralph Reed Pushes for Gambling in Churches

GEORGIA -- Ralph Reed, the former head of the Christian Coalition and current candidate for lieutenant governor of Georgia is now lobbying for laws that would encourage church goers to gamble any money they might consider placing on collection plates...

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Funny story: Poker thieves nab 273 quadrillion chips

Poker thieves nab 273 quadrillion chips

PokerBlokes.net, a popular online poker site, was robbed of 273 quadrillion chips in a daring heist over the weekend. Investigators are describing it as the largest theft of play money in history.

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Funny story: Tom DeLay Endorses TIDE for Laundering Money

Tom DeLay Endorses TIDE for Laundering Money

Washington -- On the heels of his indictment for violating campaign finance laws, fomer House Majority Leader Tom DeLay today offered a stunning endorsement of fresh-scent TIDE detergent for money laundering. "Whether it's the stench of cor...

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Funny story: New DVD Rewinder

New DVD Rewinder

Its cool, its fashionable and it promises to save you time and money. Its the all new DVD rewinder.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Makes It Official: She's Tired Of Parents, Boys, Gossip And Groupies

Lindsay Lohan Makes It Official: She's Tired Of Parents, Boys, Gossip And Groupies

Hollywood and Vine----Lindsay Lohan has made it official. "Nobody loves me," she cried to a camera outside the New York State Supreme Courthouse where her former family is battling over everything they can fight over from money, custody and royaltie...

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Funny story: Cindy Sheehan: Democratic Party Love Clone

Cindy Sheehan: Democratic Party Love Clone

HOLLYWOOD (Maury Povich Show)-Paid for by leftover soft money presidential campaign contributions (estimated to still amount to untold billions) and kickbacks from gasoline price gouging (too much to count), the DNA laboratory proof is now in: Cindy...

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Funny story: Wall Street Journal discovers "Get Rich Quick" formula that really works

Wall Street Journal discovers "Get Rich Quick" formula that really works

298 residents of Baytown Virginia are laughing all the way to the bank after they downloaded and tried Walter Langer's limited edition e-report, "Get rich tomorrow morning". Langer, wanting to prove that his new money making formula wo...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie is new Queen of Cambodia

Angelina Jolie is new Queen of Cambodia

LIN DI LOO, Cambodia -- Cambodia's king has declared actress Angelina Jolie Queen of Cambodia for her conservation work in the poverty-stricken country and the king is encouraging other Hollywood stars to come to Cambodia and give lots of money...

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Funny story: Stelios launches EasyShuttle

Stelios launches EasyShuttle

Monday 8th August. Stelios Haji-Ioannou, Head of Easyjet and purveyor of all things cheap and nasty, has launched his latest venture - "EasyShuttle". As NASA's multi-trillion dollar waste of money Discovery prepares to avoid being...

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Funny story: Democrats Suffer From Defective Gene

Democrats Suffer From Defective Gene

Scientists in the supposed-to-be-secret soft money-funded laboratory beneath the White House have released information that solves a mystery that has plagued and tormented the American political machine for hundreds of years: A defective gene is resp...

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Funny story: Live 9 - The Sound Of Music

Live 9 - The Sound Of Music

Beans and Greens may now be eaten without any reprocussions. The sound of music and the power behind it....well music is now being used to zone out or even elminiate flatuence. Gas will now be the thng of the past....with money raised the doctors w...

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Funny story: Money & Mo Money

Money & Mo Money

Raise your hand if you are looking for money and can't find it? Throughout the world money/currency is becoming scarce. What is the soluation you ask? Well look no further....the world's currency is now M&M's those great chocolate treats...

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Funny story: Hitler's Sensitive Side Revealed

Hitler's Sensitive Side Revealed

New evidence has revealed things about Adolf Hitler that we never new before. Long have we known that Hitler was a vegetarian as he couldn't bear to eat a living creature, but did you know that every week Hitler would give half the money he got from...

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Funny story: Microsoft Stamps to be Sold Worldwide

Microsoft Stamps to be Sold Worldwide

Bill Gates is attempting to recieve more money by releasing his all-new range of commercial stamps, called "Microsoft Stamps", worldwide. The new stamps have a variety of images on them, including his own face, the Microsoft Windows logo, a...

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