The British Royal family is reported to be changing House with the House of Windsor about to become the House of Lambert. A report in British tabloid, the Daily Rats, confirmed that the Queen will be succeeded by none other than singer, Adam Lambe...
London - Decades of spoonfeeding a gullible public mountainloads of House of Windsor crap could come crashing down on Hellfire Club heads this Tuesday, astrologers warned today. An exalted Sun/Mercury conjunction opposing the Leo Full Moon is comp...
The Queen, anachronistic monarch of the United Kingdom, has had her historical crown taken away from her by the Forfeiture Commitee. This little known and un-elected room-full of toffs - who the other day stripped poor old Fred Goodwin of his knig...
London - A patch of lawn peed on by generations of her rabid corgi mutts has suddenly sprouted an emblem of Queen Elizabeth's family crest. Baffled palace gardeners noticed some unusual blood-red splashes on snowdrop petals during routine scarific...
Norfolk - A succession of Scottish Nationalist toy boys is lining up for a turn on the Sandringham shag pile according to reports. Tradition dictates representatives of Scotland's fittest under-21s gets a go at pleasuring the Queen to celebrate un...
London - Belly-up predictions published today foresee a beached Prince of Wails and his Gorgon wife stand trial for treason on Tyburn Hill. Hellfire Club sibyls are pretty certain the Costa Concordia sinking is a true lodestar omen as far as celes...
London - The Queen and Prince Philip will have a commanding view from their gilt Poop Deck thrones Jubilee organisers said today. Most of the floaters will be provided from royal estates septic tanks which have been groaning under excess Yuletide...
David Cameron has shocked his colleagues by deciding to support the suggestion from Education Secretary Michael Gove that the Nation should buy the Italian cruise liner 'Costa Concordia' as a present for the Queen on her Diamond Jubilee. Initially...
Buckingham Palace has been overwhelmed at the generosity of the British people in subscribing to a fund to enable the Nation to purchase the 'Costa Concordia' from the Italian people for the Queen's Diamond Jubilee. The only proviso is that the li...
A statement released from Buckingham Palace this morning has sadly officially confirmed that Her Majesty the Queen has the age related condition known as 'detrectandis'. The condition is fortunately not life threatening. Detrectandis usually attacks...
Sandringham - The Palace has denied it's roll-ups that she's smoking as a new consignment of duty free Superkings arrived at the Norfolk mansion today. They are blaming her distaff side little bastard Alex Salmond for stoking the fires of republic...
Indonesia - She was informed early as the 7.3 magnitude tremor struck 423km (262 miles) south-west of Banda Aceh at an estimated depth of 29.1 km (18.1 miles) triggering an official tsunami warning along the Pacific Ring of Fire. Courtiers said to...
London - Notable portents so far include the ex-Royal Yacht Britannia sinking in Scotland, Jamaica dumping Queen Elizabeth as head of state and a young woman's body discovered on the Sandringham estate. On Monday Kate Middleton will put all this b...
Norfolk - Detectives probing the unexplained death of a woman found on the Sandringham estate's pheasant potting range have been tipped the wink about another unexplained RIP. It's said to be 'so astonishing' that ground penetrating radar may now...
Following the discovery of a dead body on their Sandringham estate, the Royal Family has categorically denied that the body is that of a member of the public who was shot by Prince Philip. The Prince, who had spent Christmas in hospital followin...
Norfolk - A Roswell-style security blackout is in force following the grim discovery under some 'Bushes' on the Norfolk estate. Police cordoned off a section of woodland at Anmer amid reports an 'alien stowaway' had been dumped from a low-flying c...
What's the skinny on this scary prediction? Here's a sampling of comments: Martha Stewart: "Be prepared. Pack yourself some nice take-out meals that travel REALLY well." Queen Elizabeth II: "I'm not leaving without my tiara, my royal robes, and my purse." Entrepreneur Donald Trump: "I STILL may run for president." Twitter executive: "Send some good-bye tweets, but remembe...
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