The British parliament last night passed the bill to become the 51st state of the United States of America. Gordon Brown, the British PM, hasn't yet been able to deliver an official address to the nation/state because he has been busy receiving congr...
After decades of being manipulated by the Western world, the Muslim one finally struck back at the USA by posting thousands of shoes to it. 'This will sort the Infidels out once and for all!', radical cleric Mustapha Quppa screamed, before sending...
A recent survey has shown that the United States is being unfairly connected with the world economic downturn and as the cause of the banking crisis. Headlines such as 'US Toxic Debt Ruins World Economy', 'US Institution Responsible for Biggest Fr...
Middle America is not comfortable with a 'Special Relationship' with the United Kingdom, research has shown. When questioned, 89% of adults from the 'non-coastal' United States said that any relationship that was 'special' was suspect, and they want...
Recently, the world has watched the arrest of the Presidential Bro for possession of marijuana, admired the bong from which Olympic champion Michael Phelps smoked. But a much more wide-reaching wave of of indifference has spread out from these events...
Congress, finally realizing that a majority of Americans aren't techno-savvy, have delayed the switch from analog broadcasts to all digital broadcasts. The move, which would have required millions of Americans to learn how to read the instructions, w...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - With gasoline prices once again below the two dollar per gallon mark across the United States, plans for a cola powered car have been abandoned. When gas prices were above four dollars a gallon, American consumers complained, w...
Hospitals and emergency rooms across the whole of the southern USA were on standby today, as medics warned that a drastic increase in the so-called Obama Flu could herald a nationwide epidemic. Obama Flu, or to give it its correct medical name, Ba...
Travel Alert United States Department of State Bureau of Republican Affairs Washington, DC This information is current as of today. Washington D.C. - This Travel Alert is being issued to alert Washington D.C. Republicans to the fact that non-emergency employees and family members have been authorized and encouraged to have a back up vocational plan. This Travel Alert also warns all U.S. R...
Residents of small town America today witnessed an extraordinarily amazing feat. A superhero of giant proportions attempted an epic feat, to rescue the world from all of it's problems. Eyewitnesses say that as the world struggled with vice, degra...
Washington D.C.: In a damning criticism of the US legal system, Freedom Watch, a Washington based rights group, declared Monday that the legal system in the United States had become so all encompassing that it was now "a law unto itself". Speaking...
BISMARCK, North Dakota - The downward-spiraling economy has truly had an adverse affect on everyone and everything. CNN is reporting that due to the nation's economic woes the states of North Dakota and South Dakota have decided to merge into one...
The America Experiment is about to travel to a new frontier, a Third World economy and a Black President. Obama will lead the Country at a time of unbelievable crisis and conflict. Unstable economy, two Wars being fought and millions of refugees from Mexico. It was time for Change, change has come to America and now it needs the right man to lead it. As America joins the Third World, Oba...
Tens of Thousands are flocking to one American city which has defied the economic gloom and is booming. This beacon of hope for a new prosperity is a once small but now rapidly expanding city in America's mid west. Newspapers and TV scream the hea...
No Man's Land, Utah - BBC is now airing their latest travel series featuring resident idiot savant Stephen Fry criss-crossing America in a London black taxi. True to BBC form, the series is a remake of their 1882 filming of Oscar Wilde's travels in A...
In an unfortunate outburst today, Gordon Brown was heard over an open microphone talking to French Pres.Sarkozy. The PM was heard saying, "[we're] smarter than those dumb Yanks," in reference to the American change of plan to bail out the banks.
Presidient Barak Obama has disappointed millions of voters by announcing today that running for President was 'just a laugh', and that he never actually expected to be elected to the White House. The new President said that he really only ran for...
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