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Funny story: Sexy Aliens Attack Japan!

Sexy Aliens Attack Japan!

It is being reported that sexy female aliens have begun attacking Japan. The creatures are blue, with black hair, and wear a black sports bra and a dirty, lacy, yellow thong.

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Funny story: New Alien Film Explores Multiple Erection Theory!

New Alien Film Explores Multiple Erection Theory!

Alien watchers from New Mexico to Area 51 have been discussing the latest phenomenon from the visitors from other planets. First, it was the blue doctors and their fascination with anal probes that reminded sociologists of San Francisco instead of Al...

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Funny story: Ethiopia Kidnap Britons Found - In Alien Form

Ethiopia Kidnap Britons Found - In Alien Form

The five Britons kidnapped in northern Ethiopia were found last night wandering a disused quarry, each having turned blue and with several extra limbs each.

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Funny story: Mike Nifong Claims He was Abducted by an Alien

Mike Nifong Claims He was Abducted by an Alien

Constipated Press: Breaking News - Mike Nifong, the District Attorney for Durham, North Carolina, claims that aliens literally took control of his mind. He claims this is why he kept the Duke Lacrose going without any real evidence.

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Funny story: Mysterious mystery mystifies Ministry

Mysterious mystery mystifies Ministry

Whitehall- Nick Pope, the Ministry of Defence's top paranormal and unexplained weirdness expert, earlier today stunned reporters with the details of his latest and many might say his strangest case yet.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan & Britney Spears In Lesbo Sex-romp During Terrifying Alien Abduction

Lindsay Lohan & Britney Spears In Lesbo Sex-romp During Terrifying Alien Abduction

Spoof writer, Duff, has today claimed that he hasn't a Scooby-doo, who the feck Lindsay Lohan is but has vowed that if she puts bums on seats, then she's the gal for him.

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Funny story: After Destroying Several Major U.S. Cities, Alien Robots Now Starring in Beer Commercials

After Destroying Several Major U.S. Cities, Alien Robots Now Starring in Beer Commercials

The Ruins Formerly Known as Chicago - The Alien Robots that have been responsible for creating a path of unprecedented destruction by leveling entire cities and their surrounding communities since arriving on Earth last month, have announced today th...

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Funny story: Crop circles appear on man's head after he passes out in Cornish field

Crop circles appear on man's head after he passes out in Cornish field

Farm labourer, Bob Knobend, had the shock of his life when he awoke in a Cornish barley field, after a marathon three day drinking binge, to find that crop circles had been etched onto his head by visitors from a distant galaxy.

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Funny story: Look to the Sky!

Look to the Sky!

Today the Federal government released their monthly report on UFO sightings and Alien Invasions.

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Funny story: Space Craft Seen In Sunderland Skies

Space Craft Seen In Sunderland Skies

Be afraid be very afraid for the Earth is under attack from aliens. According to Bill Saucer from Sunderland.

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Funny story: The Loch Ness Monster has been abducted by Aliens.

The Loch Ness Monster has been abducted by Aliens.

The Loch Ness Monster, sometimes called Nessie or Ness, was making its rare appearance in the waters of Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands when it was abducted by what eye witnesses say was a UFO.

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Funny story: Aliens not "charmed" by Milano

Aliens not "charmed" by Milano

In a bizarre encounter of the cable kind, Mars TV transmited a message to Earth in which Martians claim they love American television, but there is one show they hate.

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Funny story: Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind

Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind

We are not alone! That's the stark message emerging from a crowd of crackpot nutters this evening.

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Funny story: NAIS Moves from Cows to Illegal Aliens

NAIS Moves from Cows to Illegal Aliens

For several years the U.S. Department of Agriculture has been promoting a program called NAIS, the National Animal Identification System. The program has as its centerpiece the insertion of a RFID chip into every animal located on a farm, moving bet...

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Funny story: Howard Stern Indicted by Aliens!

Howard Stern Indicted by Aliens!

For the once self-proclaimed "King of all Media," his recent departure from the stifling rules that go with terrestrial-bound towers to the unbridled excitement promised by satellite transmission is proving, regrettably, even more exciting than even...

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Funny story: SpoofNews Expose: Global Fanatics Exposed as Invading Aliens

SpoofNews Expose: Global Fanatics Exposed as Invading Aliens

AREA 51A, LOMA LINDA, CA-SpoofNews has exclusively uncovered a secret so sinister, so diabolical, so horrifying, so unbelievable, yet in the final analysis so typical that it leaves the most naïve and uninformed, the utmost politically savvy a...

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Funny story: Bush: "The UFO's are ours. There are no aliens."

Bush: "The UFO's are ours. There are no aliens."

In one fell swoop President Bush broke the hearts, minds and spirits of UFO enthusiasts everywhere when he publicly debunked and denounced the existence of Roswell, Zeta Reticular, crop circles, Harry Truman, Area 51, blue spinning cigar shaped gl...

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