Downing Street has announced that Prime Minister Gordon Brown is to appear as Widow Twanky in this years production of Aladdin at London's Old Vic Theatre. Government sources say the move is designed to counteract the general public's impression t...
World leaders meeting at next weeks Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) conference in Peru are expected to endorse a proposal from the International Monetary Fund (IMF) to erase Christmas from this years calender. IMF spokesman Dr E.Scrooge s...
The Irish Rugby team will don skirts and tights for a Riverdance spectacular following the All Blacks plans to do an animal sacrifice. Speaking from McGinty's Bar in downtown Dublin,Team spokesman Seamus O'Leary also comfirmed that none other than...
Irish Muslims are outraged at the New Zealand Rugby team's plans to sacrifice a pig during the famous 'Haka' Maori war dance. A spokesman for the Irish Muslim Association Mr Mohammed O'Reilly said 'Tis a crying shame t'be sure for the Prophet to b...
England cricket captain Kevin Pietersen is playing down England's pathetic performance in the 50 over match against Mumbai. Set only 222 to beat, England slumped to one of its most humiliating defeats ever by being bowled out for 98! The team b...
It has been announced that outgoing President George W Bush has been nominated for this years prestigious Nobel Peace prize. If successful his name will stand alongside other famous recipients such as Kofi Annan, Nelson Mandela and Mother Teresa.
The New Zealand Rugby team the All Blacks is planning a live animal sacrifice as part of its pre-match Haka routine. Gutsy All Black half-back Piri Weepu will perform the blood curdling ritual in front of thousands of spectators at Dublin's Coyne...
Controversial left wing journalist Michael Moore has revealed that he was the body double for Jabba the Hutt in the blockbuster Star Wars series. "Yes it's true" said Mr Moore speaking from a lunch date at Burger King. "George Lucas phoned me o...
In a surprise move, President elect Barack Obama has named Michael Jackson as the new Secretary of State. A spokeswoman for the incoming administration said that Jackson and Obama were old friends and that Jackson had contributed millions of dolla...
It has been revealed that Michael Jackson used to babysit the Obama girls Malia and Sasha. The Obamas would ask Jackson, a family friend, if he could mind the girls while they were busy attending Democratic politcal meetings. Jackson and Obama...
In a stunning revelation following his sensational Presidential win, President elect Barack Obama has revealed that he was actually born white. "Yes it's true" said Obama from his Chicago HQ. Obama claims that he suffers from a bizarre reversal...
Defeated New Zealand Premier "Miss Helen Clark" is to pursue a modelling career following Labour's defeat in the New Zealand General elections last Saturday. A spokesman for Ms Clark confirmed that it was her teeth that have been appearing as heal...
Star Black Caps batsman Jessie Ryder has challenged the Australian Cricket team to a beer drinking competition. Ths Aussies are due to host a series against New Zealand later this month hard on the heels of their humiliating 2-0 defeat by India.
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