CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Space, the final frontier - Cassini-Huygens at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory California Institute of Technology has reported music from Saturn, proving once and for all that God is a D.J.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Soon, on your supermarket and drug store shelves... NUKITALL!™ Feeling energetic, wanting freedom, justice, and the American way? This company has the cure for you! NUKITALL!™ Just one dose can make you lazy, t...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The United States of Texas - Cal-el flew into TheSpoof.com window to update us on what he is doing to spread world peace. It seems that he has contacted LULAC and pledged to give Texas back to Mexico.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Earth - Cal-el returned from the Fortress of Solitude today where he hangs out when Kal-el isn't there. He just reported that he has used the Kryptonian crystal SuperDuper Computer to unite the world in Peace.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Dick Cheney, after doing some soul searching, repented of his sins and his crimes against humanity. He finally realized that money grubbing, killing, maiming, and making people die of starvation wasn't very ni...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The LG Uzi990 5 Megapixel cell phone now has touchscreen operation. The freon-cooled sensation is a delight to all who have fingers tiny enough to operate such a small touchscreen. If you don't happen to be an infant or a...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Earth, the final frontier - BREAKING NEWS!!! I just interviewed Cal-el, who just returned home from Krypton. Boy was he angry at Bush!...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The Internets - While investigating the 2008 Presidential Candidates' websites for news on the 2008 election, I ran across Dennis Kucinich's page. As soon as I arrived at his MySpace page, a window popped up and said t...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Last night, George W. Bush declared war on the United States of America. Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich tried to block the action, but new apoitee Alberto Gonzales ruled in favor of George Bush.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - United States - An FBI flyer created during the Clinton administration declares that "defenders" of the US Constitution against federal government and the UN are to be considered terrorists, especially if they are whi...
CCN - Crazy Cal News - Washington - John Lennon rose from the dead to attend a Million Man March on Washington, D.C. where United States citizens held an anti-war sit-in in front of the White House. Millions of protesters showed up to sit and sing &...
Ever wondered how men really feel about PMS?...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Ron Paul, Vickie Carr, Andy Roddick, & Paris Hilton had a foursome today. They all played tennis at Wimbledon as a fund raiser for the Ron Paul for President 2008 campaign.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Ripley, WV - Superman's illegitimate half-brother, Cal-el, apologized today for the bridge collapse in Minneapolis. He said that he didn't realize that defeating the Mothman in West Virginia would just cause the same k...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Dublin - It looked like The Spoof movie had fallen into the Twilight Zone as the cost increased.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - It seems that Hoof and Mouth Disease is running rampant throughout the world. In the U.K. they call it "Foot and Mouth Disease." Does this worry our "Commander Guy?" NO!...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - President Bush added power to the power to the power to the power that he gave himself by issuing the Executive Order: Block...
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