James Baker, the lifelong friend of George H.W. Bush, announced that he would be resigning as George W. Bush's godfather.
In an apparent move to distance himself from the judgment-challenged president, George H.W. Bush came forward with the name of the milkman who apparently sired his "son."...
A Newsweek Magazine poll found that more than seven-eighths of Americans oppose President Bush's prolonged war in Iraq and his choice to send 21,000 more troops into harm's way without a timetable for withdrawal.
Just as the celebrated Sopranos return to HBO tonight minus the popular Vito character, members of the Bush crime family are gathering today to celebrate their veto.
US soldiers have expressed anger over the quality of toilet paper that Halliburton is providing the military with, saying it is at least one inch narrower than normal rolls and is the cause of unwelcome racing stripes.
It is reported that the troops in Iraq, suffering from an all-time low morale, have demanded new uniforms to reflect their current state of mind.
Since New York's City Council declared a moratorium on the use of the word "nigger," the state's tourism board has reported a drastic decline in visitors to the Big Apple.
A day after members of a Congressional delegation led by Senator John McCain took a brief visit to a Weight Watcher's facility in Beverly Hills, the presidential hopeful said Dom Deluise was looking svelte.
Despite claims of a lavish 60th birthday weekend that included a celebrity-filled Madison Square Garden concert on March 25th, it has been confirmed that the Elton John at those events was a professional aging-rock-star body double.
Newt Gingrich, who said he would only run for president if absolutely necessary as a last resort, has entered the race as a result of Different Strokes' actor Gary Coleman's recent announcement that he will run.
Different Strokes' actor Gary Coleman has formed a presidential exploratory committee as the first step toward announcing his candidacy for the Democratic nomination.
Since a study was released that said men who cheat on their wives make better presidents, an inside source says Hillary Clinton is considering having an extramarital affair.
Since a study was released that said men who cheat on their wives make better presidents, an inside source says that Barack Obama is considering having an extramarital affair.
A recent study at Johns Hopkins University showed a distinct correlation between strong, decisive leaders and presidents who commit adultery.
Since his recent memory loss regarding his involvement with the firings of eight attorneys, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has been ordered to take an Alzheimer's test. Here are the results:...
The Bush administration's new Head of Reproductive Rights has been a vociferous critic of birth control and a staunch spokesman for abstinence. Now he is pressuring the administration to introduce a bill designed to curb masturbation.
A prophetic President Bush proved prescient when he said, "If we don't fight the terrorists in Iraq, the enemy will attack us here."...
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