Gary Coleman Forms Presidential Exploratory Committee

Funny story written by The Noosance

Tuesday, 3 April 2007

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Coleman - Making big moves in the big world

Different Strokes' actor Gary Coleman has formed a presidential exploratory committee as the first step toward announcing his candidacy for the Democratic nomination.

He said at a press conference, "Running for governor of California taught me two things: 1) An actor can win, and 2) An actor with huge, protruding pecs and a scrupulously sculpted six-pack can really kick butt.

So after spending eight hours a day at Gold's Gym for the past six months, I am announcing my intent to be president of the United States. I'm pumped up, I'm limber, and I'm ready to take on the big boys and girl."



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