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Funny story: Illegal Immigrants Admit They Came to U.S. for Glenn Beck's Free Soccer Balls

Illegal Immigrants Admit They Came to U.S. for Glenn Beck's Free Soccer Balls

McAllen, TX - A Honduran woman accidentally let the cat out of the bag yesterday when she unwittingly explained to a reporter the real reason she and tens of thousands of her fellow Latin American citizens travelled thousands of miles was for the...

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Funny story: Pressure Mounts From Democrats For Justice Ginsburg to Retire or 'Just Die Already'

Pressure Mounts From Democrats For Justice Ginsburg to Retire or 'Just Die Already'

Washington D.C. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg is just fulfilling her lifetime appointment as a U.S. Supreme Court Justice, but many on the left are growing impatient with the Justice as the November midterm elections near. In a liberal's nightmare scenari...

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Funny story: Suicide Donkey Explodes in Hamas Terror Plot, Hundreds Get Free Piece of Ass

Suicide Donkey Explodes in Hamas Terror Plot, Hundreds Get Free Piece of Ass

Gaza - Ok, so the title of this article is the only remotely funny part of this story and is really just to get your attention. This latest attempt to kill innocents in the Middle East by using animals as a way to get bombs close to crowds in...

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Funny story: Susan Rice Sent to Russia to Assist Putin in Cover-Up of Malaysian Airline Disaster

Susan Rice Sent to Russia to Assist Putin in Cover-Up of Malaysian Airline Disaster

Washington D.C. - Ambassador to the United Nations, Susan Rice, has been dispatched to Russia by President Obama to assist President Putin in his cover-up attempt to hide the damage his soldiers did when they murdered nearly 300 innocent people a...

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Funny story: Majority of Illegal Immigrant Children Approved for Asylum, But Which One?

Majority of Illegal Immigrant Children Approved for Asylum, But Which One?

Texas - According to the House Judiciary Committee, two-thirds of illegal children who have requested asylum after crossing our southern border will be admitted and allowed to stay in our country. But why would any child want to live their lif...

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Funny story: First Lady Wants to Hire Nuns to Discipline Unhealthy Shoppers

First Lady Wants to Hire Nuns to Discipline Unhealthy Shoppers

San Francisco - First Lady Michelle Obama has unveiled her latest plans for getting the nation to adopt her healthy eating guidelines and this one might hurt a bit. After tackling the country's school lunch program and transforming it into a train...

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Funny story: Virginia Woman Sues Joe Biden After Being Blinded by His Bright Smile

Virginia Woman Sues Joe Biden After Being Blinded by His Bright Smile

Fairfax, VA - A local woman has filed charges against Vice-President Biden because she claims that during a speech he gave recently, which the plaintiff attended, Mr. Biden flashed his pearly whites at the woman and temporarily blinded her. Th...

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Funny story: Obama Finally Approves Keystone Pipeline - To Funnel Illegals to Canada!

Obama Finally Approves Keystone Pipeline - To Funnel Illegals to Canada!

Washington D.C. - President Obama thinks he hit a home run today with his solution to the ever-looming Keystone Pipeline project that has been haunting him for several years now. The president has decided to have the pipeline constructed and use i...

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Funny story: Former NY Mayor Bloomberg, Michelle Obama Fight Release of Upcoming Movie, 'The Splurge'

Former NY Mayor Bloomberg, Michelle Obama Fight Release of Upcoming Movie, 'The Splurge'

New York City - Warner Bros. studio has announced plans to make a new movie called 'The Splurge' after the success of 'The Purge' films. But not everyone is happy about the idea. 'The Splurge' is about a 12-hour period one night each year when...

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Funny story: For First Time, Hard Drive Crashes Surpasses Car Crashes in Washington DC

For First Time, Hard Drive Crashes Surpasses Car Crashes in Washington DC

Washington D.C. - An epidemic of hard drive crashes is sweeping this city and, for the first time in history, the number has exceeded the total number of car crashes that have occurred within the city limits since 2011. It is truly uncanny how man...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Denies 'Blood Feud' With Clintons: "We Only Played 'Family Feud' With Them"

Michelle Obama Denies 'Blood Feud' With Clintons: "We Only Played 'Family Feud' With Them"

Washington D.C. - After the release of the top-selling book by Ed Klein, "Blood Feud," Michelle Obama has come forward to clear the air about reported animosity between America's two royal families - The Obamas and the Clintons. "There never was a...

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Funny story: Muslim Brotherhood Makes Strongest Threats to Western Nations Yet

Muslim Brotherhood Makes Strongest Threats to Western Nations Yet

Egypt - Leaders of the Muslim Brotherhood and members of ISIS have made their strongest and most hard-hitting threats so far toward the United States in their bid to thwart US intervention into affairs in the Middle East. The Brotherhood has h...

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Funny story: Putting Rosie O'Donnell Back on 'The View' Bad Idea, Like Putting Hillary Back in White House

Putting Rosie O'Donnell Back on 'The View' Bad Idea, Like Putting Hillary Back in White House

New York City - Saturday Night Live had their skit for 'Bad Idea Jeans.' Some ideas, even if they worked okay the first time, are just bad ideas the second time around. The latest example of this skewed thinking is the return of Rosie O'Donnel...

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Funny story: After Suffering Exhaustion From Signing Executive Orders, President Needs Vacation

After Suffering Exhaustion From Signing Executive Orders, President Needs Vacation

Washington D.C. - Next month, after a grueling schedule of signing executive orders, President Obama and his family will take a two week vacation to the dilapidated ruins of Martha's Vineyard, Mass., for some much needed rest. The president's...

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Funny story: Pres. Obama Goes Strong to Hoop on Border Security, Issues New # Campaign

Pres. Obama Goes Strong to Hoop on Border Security, Issues New # Campaign

Texas - In a move to signal to the nation how serious he is on solving the border crisis in Texas, President Obama launched a new Twitter campaign aimed at forcing the hordes of illegal immigrants trying to come into our country to instantly lose...

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Funny story: Two Artists to Record New "We Are the World" Song for Border Immigrants

Two Artists to Record New "We Are the World" Song for Border Immigrants

Los Angeles - It has been announced that Prince and Bono will team up to record a follow-up to the 1980's anthem "We Are the World" to raise public awareness about the latest immigration crisis along our southern border. Many other artists wer...

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Funny story: Obama Insists America Shouldn't Make it Harder for 'Best and Brightest' to Come to Country

Obama Insists America Shouldn't Make it Harder for 'Best and Brightest' to Come to Country

Austin, TX - Many Americans agree with the president that we should not make it harder for the 'best and brightest' to come live in our country. However, most Americans would like to send President Obama a dictionary so he can look up what 'best...

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