Independent observers declared today that the Con-Dem government spending review was the equivalent of political suicide for the coalition government. As analysts revealed that the true purpose of the spending review was to get people off welfare,...
With a staggering national debt hanging around their necks, it will come as no surprise that the European Commissions Board placed the British Coalition Government into administration. Top financial expert Meester Smitt was called in to take over...
In current times, political parties and other pressure groups are more concerned with obtaining power, holding on to that power at all costs and protecting their own vested interests. They are less concerned with serving the very people who elected them and handed them that power. Add to this, the influence of big business and the flow of targeted donations into the coffers of the political par...
So Ed Miliband doesn't believe in God and has been living with a woman and they are having children without getting married. What a normal guy. How refreshing. Scandalised old maids and screwed up Catholic paedophiles must surely be against him b...
The U.K's coalition government are set to release a 2011 sexy calendar, sources say. The photo shoot has already begun, with sessions taking place in Hyde Park and the Houses Of Parliament. Exact details of the pictures are being closely guarde...
Oh yes, it's back for one FINAL FINAL series apparently. After days of heavy campaigning on Twitter, Davina McCall has confirmed there will be one final series. But this one will be a massive change. Both Tory and Lib. Dem Cabinet Ministers are se...
On the same day that his Party Conference voted to throw out the Coalition's flagship, Education Policy, Nick Clegg was reduced to begging his Party to get behind him, it is reported. This is the man who is so attached to Cameron by a dog lead tha...
Ebeneezer Scrooge has had a government career almost as short as David Laws, after he was sacked today by David Cameron only days after his appointment . The reason for Mr Scrooge's early departure from the cabinet are unclear - but we understand tha...
Our ever so kind, ex Glorious Leader, Gordon Brown is back with us. Maybe he can use his renowned debating skills to shit in the nest of the new Government? Then again, maybe not. Gordon, it seems, is devoting himself to championing the underdog,...
David Cameron has become increasingly desperate in finding the right people to join his coalition government - in order to address the issues facing his government. The latest recruit is badly drawn, unrealistic , annoying cartoon character - Bob Spo...
Coalition Government chiefs have been consulting child behavioural experts since Samantha Cameron gave birth yesterday. They are concerned that with all the attention that's bound to be lavished on the new daughter, Deputy Prime Minister Nick Cleg...
The Conservative/Lib Dem coalition is about to be re-branded according to Downing Street. It has recently been described as the "Brokeback" coalition - a hilarious reference to the close working relationship between David Cameron and Nick Clegg. T...
Signs of stress for the Coalition Government are beginning to emerge. Rumours that David and Nicky are not satisfying each other have troubled Tory Backbenchers. 'It's because Nicky is always a bit too wet' said one 'David likes his drier in my ex...
Harriet Harman, the sort of leader of the Layabout Party has announced that a thousand people a day are joining the Party, many of them former Lib Dem supporters. 'With one big push' she told our political correspondent 'we will shove this sham of...
'Cameron and Clegg's Fudge Kitchen' has now opened in Parliament, following the Queen's Speech. It boasts the largest number of fudges in Britain. Co-Proprietor, David Cameron explained how the shop works: "It's an exciting new coalition concept,...
This week Chancellor Adolf Hitler faced his first Fuhrer's Questions as leader of the Coalition with Benito Mussolini's Fascist party. It was formed when the Nazis failed to get an outright majority on the Night of the Long Knives. Both parties had c...
The new coalition government, the first coalition government since the war in case you didn't know, has outlined radical changes to the drink driving laws amid tumultuous scenes in the commons. Official government spokespeople have issued the followi...
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