David Cameron has become increasingly desperate in finding the right people to join his coalition government - in order to address the issues facing his government. The latest recruit is badly drawn, unrealistic , annoying cartoon character - Bob Sponge Square Pants.
"Although we have Nick Clegg - I feel we need another character who is identified by the coplour yellow, makes pointless and inane comments and slavishly workds ofr his master without receiving due attention. Bob Square Pants was the obvious choice."
Nick Clegg was unavailable fopr comment as he is chained up for twenty hours a day in the Downing Street sex dungeon - being allowed out for state visits considered too dangerous for David Cameron. However, we understand that he would have said:"We Lib Dems will support whatever we need to to stay in power. The recruitment of Bob Sponge Pants in the "Coral-ition" is nowhere near as loopy a thing for us to back as, say, the ruthless cutting of benefits for the most needy in society."