Just days after their launch, Dyson are recalling all of their new Cheese Graters due to a small technical fault. "In general day to day use," said Leonard Mettier, head of the recall team, "there are no problems with the cheese grater. Quite the...
After improving the vacuum cleaner, the hand drier and the fan, James Dyson will be turning his attention to improving kitchen appliances, starting with the Cheese Grater. The Dyson Vacuum cleaner revolutionised vacuuming, and forced people to sto...
Seb Coe has displayed the new design for the Olympic Torch to the world. The new design was meant to convey the great history of the competition, be light enough to carry on the five thousand round trip, and sturdy enough to survive the countless tim...
Well Hey There and Howdy, Friends. We're still a bit soggy here on the farm this week, and there are parts of the back 40 where I can't step out of the trusty John Deere lest I find myself sunk up to my kneecaps in mud. Of course, it ain't just mud. Edna reminded me back in February that we needed to fertilize that plot of land this year and I'd been rather generous on the manure spread...
Vegans and Cheese This week at the Curdsville Dairy Farm, we tried to pacify all those Vegan protesters we caught stomping around our Alfalfa fields last week, by agreeing to mix tofu curds in with some of our best Colby cheese. We figured we might open up a whole new cheese market maybe, for folks who want to claim they're Vegans, but who still wear leather shoes, and generously butter their...
The world famous Gloucester cheese rolling competition held at Cooper's Hill, Brockworth has been cancelled for the second year in a row after organisers received threat of violence. The event, which was cancelled in 2010 on health and safety grou...
PHOENIX - The governor of Arizona, Jan Brewer has called up the governor of Wisconsin and said, "Thank you, thank you, thank you." The message was in reference to Governor Scott Walker disregarding his state's union workers including teachers, pol...
Just in - Italian Parmesan cheese manufacturing market leader, 'Mister Whiffy' has launched an unprecedented patent pending bid for sweaty socks. "We are protecting our interests inna de market" said Signor Kraft Dolcelatte of 'Mister Whiffy.'...
Riots all over the Middle East has caused gas prices to go over $4.00 per gallon in California and may hit $5.00 per gallon by April. "Those riots are going to bring just about everything you buy to increase because it takes more gas for the produ...
Libyan ruler Col Muammar Gaddafi has been battling to control the country's west as protesters consolidate eastern towns and foreigners continue to flee, however much less has been reported about the leader's battle to control his face. Ever since...
The North Central state of Wisconsin is facing major disruption over the coming weeks as public unrest continues to build over massive budget cuts. Its anticipated that over 70,000 demonstrators will bring the state capital of Madison to a halt to...
GREEN BAY - Aaron Rodgers replaced Brett Favre as the Green Bay Packers quarterback three years ago and after winning the 2011 Super Bowl and being named its MVP, which Favre never was, Rodgers is now enjoying hearing all of the Packer fans ask "Bret...
Switzerland - Thousands of people crowded the streets protesting to the Federal Council about Swiss Cheese. The protests are due to the rather sudden realization by Swiss citizens that Swiss cheese is...full of holes. "I guess I've always sort of...
A local man is recovering from a near death experience today following a home accident involving cheesy ball shaped corn snacks. The incident took place on the sofa in his sitting room while he was enjoying an afternoon munch. According to his gi...
Long thought to be scientific territory that could not be crossed or mastered, much like proving the existence of Quarks and Gluons, or confirming the delivery of more than two contiguous orgasms to Margaret Thatcher, Sir Lynton of Leicester has crossed that chasm with a chemical compound that eliminates the existence and associated smells of anal and ball sack cheese. Working with a small team...
You probably heard about e-mails with the subject Stinky Cheese in the Weird Al Yankovic song Virus Alert, it turns out e-mails with the subject Stinky Cheese really are infected with viruses, of course this virus will not translate your documents into Swahili. The virus in these e-mails will however translate documents into either Latin, Sanskrit or Mandarin. The emails are either titled St...
It was like a "Rhapsody in Blue." Thousands of mozzarella balls were recalled in Turin, Italy, because they had turned blue when the packages were opened. Authorities were flummoxed. At the same time, there was another strange happening. CD sa...
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