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Funny story: Big Ben Attack Foiled

Big Ben Attack Foiled

An attempt to plant a bomb in the houses of parliament was foiled by the security service (MI5) at the week end as five terrorists attempted to enter the building from the roof. The five terror suspects abseiled down the south clock face of the Westm...

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Funny story: Mayor of Westminster "Above the Law"

Mayor of Westminster "Above the Law"

Tempers are seething over Lord Mayor of Westminster Councillor Carolyn Keen's wanton disregard of her own Council's parking regulations.

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Funny story: New Statue Of Thatcher Sparks Heated Debate

New Statue Of Thatcher Sparks Heated Debate

Controversy at the Palace of Westminster as the unveiling of a new bronze statue of Margaret Thatcher is due today.

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Funny story: Cameron, "Gays and Blacks will pay more tax"

Cameron, "Gays and Blacks will pay more tax"

Prime ministerial hopeful, Conservative leader David Cameron today told the legendary Journalist, Sir David "soft question" Frost, that under a future Conservative government the nation's vast army of gays and blacks will have to should...

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Funny story: Blair Welcomes Britain's Success in UN Poverty Poll

Blair Welcomes Britain's Success in UN Poverty Poll

Prime minister Tony Blair today welcomed the news that Britain had come out top in the latest UN poverty poll by saying: "It goes to prove what I've been saying all along, that if the country wants to keep up this consistent high level of ac...

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Funny story: Mutt Surprise Winner at Westminster

Mutt Surprise Winner at Westminster

The dog world was shocked today when a mutt won the Best in Show award at the prestigious Westminster Kennel Club competition in Madison Square Garden. Delbert, an unheralded multi-breed mix, bested over 160 purebreds to snag the award. The announc...

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Funny story: Hutton Report: "Campbelled!" Claims Gilligan

Hutton Report: "Campbelled!" Claims Gilligan

Andrew Gilligan, tricking security by sporting a wig and Saddam-style moustache, sensationally stormed Westminster today, grabbed the Speaker's mace and, whilst swinging it around wildly, made the startling claim that Lord Hutton's Inquiry had been "...

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Funny story: Stained Glass Blunder depicts religious erection

Stained Glass Blunder depicts religious erection

Westminster Cathedral's latest stained-glass addition to its west wing, has been stoned and destroyed by a group of rabble Christians. They describe an "ungoldy erection" poking from the cloth of Jesus in a portrayal of a "feet cle...

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Funny story: I.D.S. out - already found selling hotdogs in Wigan

I.D.S. out - already found selling hotdogs in Wigan

After tonight's unsurprising vote of no-confidence in I.D.S. reports are that he fled Westminster long before the results came in, and is now flipping burgers and tossing the wieners in a hotdog stand in Wigan.

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