The Olympic Steering Committee (or is that Beering committee) have finally come to a decision as to which football team will move into the white elephant that is the Olympic Stadium in Stratford. The committee have agreed that West Ham United will...
Leyton Orient chairman Barry Hearn has confirmed that his League One club will be applying for a groundshare of the Olympic Stadium with neighbours West Ham United. The Olympic Back Slapping Committee will meet to decide in the weeks leading up to...
Chelsea fans were angry at West Hamm gaining all the publicity for their play off win at Wembley resulting in the Hammers returning to the Premiership just when Chelsea had won the European Championship. Hammers fans explained that although they w...
West Ham are praying that the Saints will lose their last match and that the Hammers will get 6 past Hull on Saturday, just like in the last home match, just in case the Saints draw their last match. If the prayers are answered the Irons will get aut...
West Ham United learnt today that they will not become tenants of the Olympic Stadium after the completion of the 2012 London Olympics. A study carried out by the London Sport & Tourism Executive concluded that West Ham's history of poor resul...
The test West Ham faced at the weekend ended in abject failure. There clearly needs to be more time in the classroom for Hammers players if they are to get into the Premier league next season. The Manager, Sam Allardyce was a prime culprit. Taking...
In the dullest football match ever endured at Upton Park West Ham secured a 2-0 win over the Government. This was due to two own goals scored by Government Right Back George Osbore. The own goals were so gruesome they are now prize exhibits on the...
In a move which will shake the footballing world ex-West Ham player Stuart Pearce, now England Manager, has named ex-West Ham hero Scotsman Scott Parker as England captain. Last season the Scot was named Footballer of the year and now he's Captain...
A meeting at Upton Park for Football supporters has decided West Ham will lead the Championship at the end of the year. This all embracing meeting did not invite fans from Southampton, Birmingham or Reading because their views did not coincide wit...
Following the suggestion of manager Andre Villas-Boas that the English Premier League teams should follow the model of Spain and field a "B" teams in the lower leagues or buy feeder teams, Chelsea have announced they will buy two local teams from the...
The controversial Neil Warnock spoke out today about his sacking at QPR, pinning the blame on chairman Tony Fernandes. And West Ham. And Carlos Tevez. And the FA. And the Premier League. And the fans and players at QPR. Thats all, I think. But defini...
The bitter blow on Saturday which led to a West Ham defeat, when they could have led the Championship was my fault. At least, partially. News of the bombshell about Beckham and Tevez joining West Ham next season, if we got into the Premier League, was hacked by an unknown Spurs fan. Fearing a debacle next season when Scott Parker might also re-join the Hammers this individual then informed the...
The forces of Gaddafi are holding out so long in Libya NATO has decided to take over the reins of Government and sort things out, all with a United Nations mandate to protect civilians. 'We have to protect civilians from people who haven't had exp...
Tottenham's 5-1 defeat to Manchester City has been blamed on Luka Modric's ear. "Some geezers got in Luka's ear and it's cost us the game" said manager 'Arry Redknapp. Redknapp also claims Modric is not "right in the head" amid reports of a new...
The singing of West Ham fans during their nPower Championship football match against Nottingham Forest today has been praised by a top music expert. Hammers fans were in fine voice at Forest's City Ground as they watched their team take a 3-0 lead...
Just when people were writing off West Ham as the football team of the future a few fans have got together in a bubble bath to try and prepare for the new season in the Championship. 'We are ready for a few goals - by us this time' one declared. '...
Tottenham Hotspur are contending West Ham's 14-0 win in the fixture between the two teams last season. A spokesman for Spurs told me that the 'goals West Ham scored only went in because our goalkeeper was looking at several lightly clad girls who...
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