Only days after the killing of top terrorist Osama bin Laden, former president George W. Bush has been abducted from his ranch in Crawford, TX. The operation performed by U.S. Navy Seals has been described as an early morning raid involving at least...
Canberra, February 20: A sombre Prime Minister Julia Gillard today announced that another Australian soldier serving in Afghanistan has euphemistically paid the ultimate price. Ms. Gillard, devoid of makeup, sincerity and empathy, tearfully assure...
The US Defence Dept has revealed details of two 'white' Brits who died during an air strike in Pakistan. The deaths occurred during an attack on a suspected al-Qaeda terror group. The men's names have been given as Abdul Bin Larfin and Mustapha S...
The British Army has unveiled a new fast-track scheme in which any appropriate new recruit can be automatically promoted to the rank of Major if they have a penchant for spicy food. During these testing times in the war against terror it has become p...
Barack Obama made a surprise flying visit to Afghanistan and assured cheering US troops they are winning the war against the Taliban, but warned of "difficult days ahead". How he knows this is beyond most people in the civilized world. Every time a soldier dies, other than a member of the Taliban.....we lose. Give all the politicians who send the troops to Afghanistan, a uniform and send th...
The Obama administration recently commissioned a top-secret think tank to compare the cost of the War on Terror to the United States on the one hand, and to al Qaida on the other. The results were reported as follows: United States: * More than 5000 soldiers killed. * More than one trillion dollars spent. * Untold damage to the image of the United States around the world. Al Qaida...
Yesterday in Afghanistan, Hamid Karzai went off his medication and blasted the United States and its allies. In an embarrassing overreaction, he demanded that night raids (about 12 per night) on people's homes be ceased. General Petraeus was u...
Bin Laden and his merry men (a modern day Islamic version of Robin Hood and his merry men not in green tights) are winning WWIII and this has been confirmed by the boss of UK armed forces, Sir David Richards. Sir David has admitted al Qaeda cannot...
An official report has shown a definite link between the deaths of tens of thousands of people in Afghanistan and Iraq and war. The Sherlock Higher Institute of Thought based in the French town of Sansmerde published their surprising conclusion on...
In an attempt to stabilize and improve the security situation in Afghanistan the United States government announced today a second "surge," this one consisting of buzzwords and catchphrases. The cliches, many coming directly from deployment in Iraq,...
The 101st Keyboard Division, a group of pundits, bloggers and journalists who promoted and supported the Iraq war, will remain on alert despite the end of combat operations in Iraq. The division includes such luminaries as small circulation magazine...
PARIS - French President Nicolas "French Fries" Sarkozy has issued a statement declaring war on the nefarious, guerrilla group known as Al Qaeda. Sarkozy said that it is his understanding that AQ leaders highly insulted his wife Carla Bruni Sarkoz...
The news came suddenly and without warning. The US, Osama Bin Laden, and leaders of the Taliban have reached a peace accord. The war is over! The stock market soared, General Motors called back 7,000 workers, and contractors all over America geare...
Osama bin Laden was spotted today on a hill top in the Tora Bora mountain region of Pakistan today. A curious place thus far proving to yield strange mystical magic powers of invisibility for very tall diabetic Arabic men. Once spotted the 10...
The US administration were struggling to explain how one of its largest armoured divisions had completely razed the Iranian capital, despite the official line still being that diplomacy was the sole agenda with Iran. In an emergency address to the na...
Undercover reporter Colin McCool calling from Hell that is Helmand province in Afghanistan trying to get this report to you before they try to stop me. I have such a shocking story to tell you I think it would be better if you checked something fi...
Kabul - As Operation Moshtarak continues so the usefulness of iPhones has already been revealed. Soldiers fighting against deadly insurgents can not only relax with a game of guitar hero, check facebook and organise a dinner party in Lewisham at a lo...
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