The Isle of Wight is to become a tourist attraction. A fact finding team has returned from America with the intention of opening Alcatrazworld on the Island, potentially attracting millions of ghouls wishing to see electric chairs and death row c...
DENVER - Colorado's Department of Tourism is reporting that just since the new Marijuana Law went into effect on January 1, commercial airline flights into Colorado have gone up by an astounding 900 percent. Socorro Ziddle, 29, with the CDT stated...
Intrepid Brit explorer Ralph Fiend has returned from an extensive surveying expedition in Australia. Often confused with the actor Sir Ranulph Fiends, Sir Ranulph said, "The expedition was set up to see if Australia was as many people have reported j...
KANKAKEE, Illinois - The Kankakee City Council hit upon a very clever idea at last month's council meeting. Councilwoman Hazel Tuttletree, 51, suggested that the council approve installing a red carpet down the middle of Main Street. After gett...
The new tourist information centre in Gateshead has recorded another visit this week. "We only opened this new tourism centre in the Town Hall three months ago," said Cawlin Anavaluck, Gateshead's councillor for tourism. "And already we've had two...
CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just announced that it has named the state of Colorado as the nation's most popular state. The Rocky Mountain High State overwhelmingly beat out the second place finisher; California. The ADGA...
Two British tourists arrested in Dubai for smiling suggestively. Interview with the Minister of Tourism, UAE, and the two British tourists. Interview opening: HAMLET: In Dubai, two more British tourists have been arrested under their Public Decency laws for smiling suggestively in a restaurant. They're joining us live from Dubai. Mr. and Mrs. Dunnett? MR. & MRS. DUNNETT: Hello.
PARIS - France's national news agency Le News Agency has just announced a new French law that will take effect on Tuesday, May 28. Gigi de Maupassant, a reporter for Le News stated that due to the declining number of tourists visiting the world fa...
Why not visit to Iceland in this periods, it is a jolly good time to have doing so, writes Ralf 'Eric' Projbroffir of the Icelandic Tourism Board of Tourism. You may will be having a surprised view of your urgings self to have upstarted it! Faqhur Faquharssen did do, whom having invaded at 896 of in Vjorrskragghvammaey an Iceland island, was so happy to stay where he had good turfing groun...
Council chiefs in Kingston-Upon-Hull have unveiled a proposal designed to boost the city's tourism industry. Their madcap idea is to rename the city 'Hell'. Council spokesman Claude Dogsbody explained the barmy plans earlier today. "Tourism fig...
Athens Greece - According to our source, Mr. Pimpleonizbuto, curator, the ruins of ancient Greece have been supplanted with the ruins of modern Greece. The new ruins are available for international touring now. Unlike the ancient ruins of Greec...
Two of the English Premier League's best known managers have been recruited to front a new advertising drive designed to encourage Brits to holiday at home. Liverpool boss Kenny Dalglish and his Arsenal counterpart Arsene Wenger joined forces to f...
A Russian tourist has drowned on his first day in Northumberland. Ilav Anuvva was visiting one of Newcastle's famous breweries, when he fell into a huge vat of brown ale. According to some bystanders, Mr Annuva had been leaning over, trying to...
Zzzzzzzzz. Oh good grief! If I hadn't been eating dinner (home-made salted cod fishcakes and black bean salad) I'd have been asleep by the time this game was half over! Birmingham picked up the first couple of starters and never looked back. They were not just faster to the buzzer, they really looked as if they knew more - which I'm sure was not the case. Poor Birmingham, bless their c...
Reports are a little sketchy at this point, but it is believed that something happened in Droitwich over the weekend, and the locals are deeply concerned. One resident, standing guard on the driveway of his semi-detached residence told reporters t...
Wiltshire - "It was like a Guatemalan sink hole had suddenly gorged itself on our lovely 1966 Airstream Overlander International," distraught US sightseer Joyce Hooley told reporters today. "One minute it was right there where we'd parked it and t...
Libya has joined an ever-growing list of worldwide destinations to which travellers should pay close attention if they are planning a trip to the country in the near future. An annoying war has sprung up between the forces of Colonel Gaddafi, the...
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